Punked my neighbor out of his own house

MischievousMonkey

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My neighbor been on some cowardly, sneaky shyt for quite some time now.

Dodging eye contact when we come across each other, muttering under his breath... One day I heard him whisper an insult as I was walking by and I slapped him (he's 5'5 and skinny fat, I'm 6'4 and ripped). He's been hating even harder ever since.

Yesterday was the last straw. I'm playing some Jamaican tunes chilling at home and I hear commotion outside. Breh was driving drunk in broad daylight and just hit a fukking street light :dahell:

I'm furious because he could have put my kids or wife in danger. At this point the only thing I want is beat his ass. As I walk towards him outside, breh panicks, leaves the car and just bounces as if we didn't lock eyes :dead: I'm like this can't be real life, doesn't he realize I know where he lives?

I go to his driveway and just wait there. Who do I see peeking from the opposite end of the street? His balding ass :mjlol:

I wait for like 10 min for him to muster the courage to come back TO HIS HOME and he's still over there shaking like :sadcam:

shyt was so ridiculous that it helped me cool down :russ: so I left. Smh

Fred
 
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