@Pressure as Speaker of the House

[Secure Da Bag]

This comes from speed reading

Pressure to fill House speaker vacancy builds as crisis unfolds in Israel — CNN Politics

The House speakership drama enters a second week under increased urgency as Israel declared war Sunday following unprecedented surprise attacks by Hamas.

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What specific policies would a Speaker @Pressure bring to the floor? What policies do fellow House Brehs feel need to be brought to the floor?



This could be an interesting exercise in policy strategy and priority. Or it could be all around fukkery. But since this is HL, I figure it has a chance to be more of the former.

EDIT: The expectation is that whatever policy you propose will be challenged. Ex: specifics in demographics, funding, purpose, goal, etc.

 

[Pressure]

Hopefully I don’t have a hot mic moment

 

[wire28]

I already know who would be the rag tag bunch always making life hard for him while bringing no actual policy forward themselves

 

[Secure Da Bag]

I already know who would be the rag tag bunch always making life hard for him while bringing no actual policy forward themselves

I'll start then.

I want universal healthcare; and baby bonds for all citizens born 2010 and after.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

The expectation is that whatever policy you propose will be challenged. Ex: specifics in demographics, funding, purpose, goal, etc.

 

[Pressure]

We’re lowering the defense budget. Sorry Nap

 

[Secure Da Bag]

We’re lowering the defense budget. Sorry Nap

I propose a Pan-African peacekeeping force to help assist with the Haiti situation. Why won't the Speaker bring this to the floor for a vote? Hmm?

And why hasn't the Two-State solution been put forward an option for peace? The Speaker seems silent on these issues.

 

[Carl Tethers]

I already know who would be the rag tag bunch always making life hard for him while bringing no actual policy forward themselves

 

[Pressure]

I propose a Pan-African peacekeeping force to help assist with the Haiti situation. Why won't the Speaker bring this to the floor for a vote? Hmm?

And why hasn't the Two-State solution been put forward an option for peace? The Speaker seems silent on these issues.

Historically American adventurism in Haiti has been rife with corruption and destabilization.

Speaker Pressure would like to avoid past mistakes of his predecessors by giving the executive Branch the freedom to do what it does best .

Speaker Pressure supports a two state solution and understands that’s been Current US policy for some time.

The issue often comes down to who has full control over Jerusalem. This reminds me of a conversation my son had at school with his teachers. If you cannot share, maybe it’s best neither of you have it. District of Jerusalem coming soon

 

[Pressure]

All jokes aside, it’s budget season. Let’s focus on rebuilding the American middle class, increasing upward mobility, and lifting millions of Americans out of poverty.

Key areas of concern for me, universal healthcare, free childcare, free education, increased federal housing and home buying assistance, and the Carolina Panthers.

 

[Pressure]

Impeaching Clarence Thomas on Deck. Chuck better get his little ass ready

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Historically American adventurism in Haiti has been rife with corruption and destabilization.

Speaker Pressure would like to avoid past mistakes of his predecessors by giving the executive Branch the freedom to do what it does best .

Speaker Pressure supports a two state solution and understands that’s been Current US policy for some time.

The issue often comes down to who has full control over Jerusalem. This reminds me of a conversation my son had at school with his teachers. If you cannot share, maybe it’s best neither of you have it. District of Jerusalem coming soon

A Pan-African peacekeeping force by default would exclude American forces. Also it would run by UN mandate.

As I'm sure the Speaker knows Jerusalem is actually, legally under UN control. So a District of Jerusalem already exists and has existed for 75 years.

I would like these measures brought for a committee vote so we can have a floor vote.

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Mr. Speaker.... the Speaker has put forth a bill to implement a public option which would be Obamacare 3.0. I present his previous remarks.

A public option* with the government negotiating all pres Drug prices and no surprise billing is the bare minimum for speaker pressure.

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Spoiler

*fully subsidized

How does the Speaker plan to fund his version of OC3?

In terms of free education, as the Speaker also knows, Baltimore has had plenty of funding and still have students unable to pass standardized tests. How will he avoid this under his new free education plan? What is his free education plan?

How will the Speaker provide more housing and home buying assistance when corporations, some of which funded his campaign, are buying up residential properties and causing property values to skyrocket. Also how will he handle inflation which is causing new homes to be more expensive than need be?

I yield my time.

 

[the elastic]

Gotta change his name to Speaker Pressure now

 

[Pressure]

A Pan-African peacekeeping force by default would exclude American forces. Also it would run by UN mandate.

Speaker pressure isn’t opposed to UN peacekeeping missions. But looking around the Chamber, I’d rather keep them less involved.

In terms of free education, as the Speaker also knows, Baltimore has had plenty of funding and still have students unable to pass standardized tests. How will he avoid this under his new free education plan? What is his free education plan?

Some of you might not know this, but speaker Pressure has spent a good amount of time over the last few years in Baltimore thanks to outreach from fellow UNC alum at Upstart Baltimore.

And what I’ve come to learn is something we already know. A short term budget increase cannot immediately offset the effects of generation of underfunded schools and two generations of underfunded citizens.

We must lift the families out of poverty as well and break this viscous cycle.

How will the Speaker provide more housing and home buying assistance when corporations, some of which funded his campaign, are buying up residential properties and causing property values to skyrocket. Also how will he handle inflation which is causing new homes to be more expensive than need be?

It’s time to change the laws brother Bag. Congress must say no to corporate homebuyers. Congress must limit the amount of the balance sheet that goes to quick to market “luxury apartments”.

There’s more to building society than allowing corporations to “secure the bag” at our own expense.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Speaker Pressure sounding more like Presidential Candidate Pressure

It’s time to change the laws brother Bag.

And though I appreciate the brotherhood of this Chamber, it's Brehpresentative Bag, good breh.