We have this rather disturbing narrative that DrX is ugly on the Coli which is totally false and I have proof. Thanks to local fukk boy and habitual loser @Poitier and that chick from jersey somewhere living in a dilapidated studio apartment @DarlingNikki this false concept of DrX being ugly was born. Without further ado lets study the diagram below.
I gathered the most attractive black males (according to women) in a side by side sequence.
1. Idris Elba - the only dark skin brother on the panel
but nonetheless these isn't my choices plus I'm not a faq. I digress. Imo idris got me. Nice complexion and salt and pepper goatee
2. Omari Hardwick - aka @BmoreGorilla . Imo Omari got me. Chiseled features. I'll give him that win.
3. DrX - Sooth skin and nice baby face. Full beard that most men can't even grow btw. Not a standout but I get the job done. My looks are solid.
4. Chris brown - A 2007 Chris would've won but I got this new version. Black circles under his eyes from the excessive cocaine and partying. the tattoos and piercings don't help. I'm officially better looking than Chris. plus red boys are more black than yellow boys. he would've been in the kitchen doing the nae nae for masta.
5. Trey Songz - upset of the year!!! I know i can beat trey on my best day. trey is avg but just famous. I beat trey and since hes the hottest dude amongst the ladies that essentially might make me the hottest dude. think about that and let it marinate.
Conclusion: DrX went from being not mentioned at all to top 20. I'm in that proverbial top 20% of men and never realized it until today.
I gathered the most attractive black males (according to women) in a side by side sequence.
1. Idris Elba - the only dark skin brother on the panel
but nonetheless these isn't my choices plus I'm not a faq. I digress. Imo idris got me. Nice complexion and salt and pepper goatee2. Omari Hardwick - aka @BmoreGorilla . Imo Omari got me. Chiseled features. I'll give him that win.
3. DrX - Sooth skin and nice baby face. Full beard that most men can't even grow btw. Not a standout but I get the job done. My looks are solid.
4. Chris brown - A 2007 Chris would've won but I got this new version. Black circles under his eyes from the excessive cocaine and partying. the tattoos and piercings don't help. I'm officially better looking than Chris. plus red boys are more black than yellow boys. he would've been in the kitchen doing the nae nae for masta.
5. Trey Songz - upset of the year!!! I know i can beat trey on my best day. trey is avg but just famous. I beat trey and since hes the hottest dude amongst the ladies that essentially might make me the hottest dude. think about that and let it marinate.
Conclusion: DrX went from being not mentioned at all to top 20. I'm in that proverbial top 20% of men and never realized it until today.
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