*wakes up saturday at 11am, to my fine ass girl grabbing my dikk whispering in my ear how she wants to fukk.
*kills the punnani, got my girl calling me a beast.
*have her roll up a fat ass blunt of chronic, and cook breakfast.
*slaps her ass as I head outside, I stop to admire my fly ass ride. Im riding a Chevy on 24's, I just got that bytch lifted.
*ball on everybody at the park.
*head to my homies to play tunk, I proceed to take everybodys money.
*everybody is drinking and smoking, and passing that shyt to me.
*head to the gas station, and see a freak i've been trying to hit all week.
*gets the number and hooks it up for later
*everybody rolls out to the club, 5 cars deep.
*gets faded beyond description and takes that freak home to my girl. she's bisexual and down with bringing girls home.
this is how im living every weekend in real life breh's,
no :ducktales:
damn i love summer...