Post a better freestyle than EM "despicable" ("over" "beamer benz or bentley")

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I come around like what goes around
what goes up must come down
anyone who comes up must go down
might as well go for the gusto now
better not let up, better not let them breath
last shot give it all you got
try to turn me down bytch get fukked with a volume knob, fukk all you snobs
hoes I hope all you rot
2 bottles of lubriderm and a box of condoms is that all you brought?
and you wanna menage a trois you twats
fukk that I'd rather turn this club to a bar room brawl
get as rowdy as Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall
:ooh:
like a leech stuck in a vacuum, yall aint nuttin but a whole lot of suckin', goin' on in rap
yeah but I'm home
Bad to the bone,
Back in the zone,
Let him alone
You don't wanna go eggin' him on

It'll never be my chair that you're on
crown so tight that it cuts off circulation to the brain no oxygen
otherwords there's no heir(air) to the throne
[/B] :whoo:
When I die so does hip hop :krs:
hitchcock, better shyt bytch ass got, a zip locked in a bag
you fags aint been able to fade me since Kid Rock had a high top
keep blogging while I'm mind boggling my zone like I'm in the twilight,
talking of my bone this is my mic dog I like hogging it
flow so wet I'mma take this beat tobogganing
I'm water logging it, I'm sogging it
pull your verse out the beat and stomp on it
:jawalrus:
suplex it on cement like I'm on some straight outta compton shyt
take this dikk and chomp on it
I'm so bad I can bytch slap a back handed compliment :smugdraper:
jack ass eat a donkey dikk
the game I just about conquered it, like Donkey Kong
I'm bonkers bytch, I'm the king of this honkey shyt!
I reign supreme in this honkey shyt!
no sense screaming, and arguing
makes no difference whether a

Benz or Bentley or a Beamers the car you in!
you think you ball well I palm it
I throw up bombs when I vomit
:ehh:
boy I throw down in the kitchen might hit your mom with my omlette
but you got egg on your face now watch me drop an atomic
I should be strapped to the chest of a kamikaze
bytch I'm as bat shyt as Ozzy it's obvious
you can tell I go right off the bat
no pun intended but come any closer I'll bite off your head
tryna give me the fingers kinda like giving a spider the web
:whoo:
I'm just gonna spin it and try to use it to my advantage
I catch a fly in that bytch you think you fly you just food
I give as much of a flying fukk as that superman dude
guess I just do what you can't do or make you look stupid and baboozled
confused as usual and you can get ripped she can open a can too

but you better hope you can handle the heat
or stay the fukk outta hell's kitchen
I came to cock block like a square fukkin male chicken
yeah it's shady slut the rest can suck on a big one
cos Im despicable, like daffy duck when I'm spitting,
(haha recovery)
 
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Mask and Da Glock

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nah...this was when i knew recovery was going to be wack. Was em trying to prove a point that he could be a punchline rapper too? because he can't.


GET IT?? CALM BATMAN?

GIRL SHAKE THAT ASS LIKE A DONKEY WITH PARKINSONS!!

THIS MARSH IS NOT MELLOW!!

QUIT IT WITH THE SCISSORS AND shyt AND CUT THE CRAP!!!

HATERS MAKE LIKE BEES WITHOUT STINGERS AND DROP DEAD!!! :gladbron:











......I GUESS THATS WHY THEY CALL IT WINDOW PANE!!!
 
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nah...this was when i knew recovery was going to be wack. Was em trying to prove a point that he could be a punchline rapper too? because he can't.


GET IT?? CALM BATMAN?

"Wont back down" was his "parody" of punchline rap songs..



"I cut my toes off and step on the receipt before I foot the bill"

"listen garden tool don't make me introduce you to my power tool
you know the fukking drill"

"how you douche bags feel knowing you're disposable?
summers eve Massengill"

Douche4.jpg


"shake that ass like a Donkey with Parkinsons
Make like Michael J Fox in the draws playin' with a etch-a-sketch"

"yeah tonight ladies you gon get divorced
girl forget remorse, I'ma hit you broads with
Chris's paws like you pissed him off"

"talented with the tongue muthafukker
you aint gotta lick in yours"

"hittin' licks like I'm robbin' liquor stores
makin' cash registers shyt their draws
think you spit the raw
I'm an uncooked slab of beef
laying on your kitchen floor"

"otherwords I'm off the meat rack
bring the beat back
bring me two extension chords
I'mma measure my dikk shyt I need 6 inches more
fukk my dikks big bytch"

"need I remind you that I don't need the fukking swine flu to be a sick pig"

"you're addicted I'm dope
I'm the longest needle around here
need a fix up I'm the big shot"

"your just small pokes little pricks"

Lil Wayne slurps syrup til he burps
and smokes purp does a wordsearch gets circles wrapped around him like
you do when I come through, I'd like you to remind yourself
of what the fukk I can do when I'm on the mic


"fork was in the road took the psychopath
poison ivy wouldn't have me thinking rash"


"so hit the dance floor cutie while I do my duty on this microphone
shake your booty shawty I'm the shyt
why you think Proof used to call me Doody"



:heh:
 

Mask and Da Glock

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one of those punchlines was from his "parody" song, and actually i kinda like that one...come on are you for real? not even eminem fans defend the punches on recovery.
 

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He uses those Wu punchlines that are extremely literal but work in spots in the middle of a story...except he's been doing it every other bar and basing the whole appeal of the track off those...terrible
 
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He uses those Wu punchlines that are extremely literal but work in spots in the middle of a story...except he's been doing it every other bar and basing the whole appeal of the track off those...terrible

AGAIN its his PARODY of popular rap punchline songs......


2yrs ago..... EVERY SONG was PUNCHLINE RAP.......


its pretty obvious hes parodying punchline rappers....
 
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