Popeye The Sailor Man Was A Simp, And He Wasn't From Harlem

[Double Burger With Cheese]

First off, this nikka called the sailor man What type of ass name is that.


But the real problem is how much of a simp he was. First off, Olive Oyl was hit and had no body. Look at this chick

The fukk Shorty got negative ass and hit in the face. Then, dude was straight simping on this broad. She used to play this due for Bluto all the time

Then Bluto used to punch on him and beat his ass all the time. Tried to choke the spinach out this soft ass nikka

and speaking of spinach, dude had to eat spinach to get swole smh. First off, when do spinach make you swole

Breh was a lame

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

Popeye is no different from Mario the GOAT Simp

 

[Sauce Dab]

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Hes the textbook definition of simp. He was sailing around the world and was always fighting over some community p*ssy he shared with the local street cat back home.

 

[A.V.]

 

[RehReh]

That swole dude choked Olive out on some Gorilla pimp shyt I will never forget

 

[jay83]

He didn’t watch alpha male strategies on YouTube.

 

[Don'tCallMeLuckyB]

Never forget when Popeyes beat a Native American Indian ass so bad he turned in to Gandhi

 

[13473]

That swole dude choked Olive out on some Gorilla pimp shyt I will never forget

 

[MenacingMonk]

Popeye shared that girl.

 

[old pig]

Never forget when Popeyes beat a Native American Indian ass so bad he turned in to Gandhi

goddamn…this shyt ignant

I grew up watching popeye smh

I remember when they dropped the robin williams movie…I remember it being big at the time…forgot who played olive

 

[jshani]

goddamn…this shyt ignant

I grew up watching popeye smh

I remember when they dropped the robin williams movie…I remember it being big at the time…forgot who played olive

 

[old pig]

almost cracked top 10 in 1980

Domestic Box Office For 1980 - Box Office Mojo

haven’t seen it in ages…probably since it first hit VHS

doubt it’s anywhere as good as I remember it being

 

[Mac Ten]

goddamn…this shyt ignant

I grew up watching popeye smh

I remember when they dropped the robin williams movie…I remember it being big at the time…forgot who played olive

It was Shelley Duvall