You're at the Federal Prison Camp at Pensacola, Fla for a money laundering charge you caught a little while back. No biggie...It's a nice place to chill and gather your thoughts while you contemplate your future business endeavors.
Everyone seems pretty nice and you're free to move around for the most part but get that a$$ out of line and
One day you walk out into the yard after your morning nap, and you notice that all of the homies are gathered around the bulletin board. You walk over to see what's up and you read the following:
"Governer Rick Scott has decided to try a revolutionary new correctional technique and this camp will be one of the first in the nation to implement it. More details coming tonight."
Can life get any better??? By "revolutionary" they probably mean they're gonna let you keep a cat in your cell now. It really is true what mom says...Life always works out in the end.
At about 11:47 that night, you wake up to knock at your cell door. Who would be knocking at your door at this hour? How dare they? You walk over to the door to give whoever is standing there a piece of your mind when you notice that it's B-Rock and Lil R, two of the guards from the night shift.
"Hey fellas....Whats going on???"
You've always been fond of B-Rock...What a nice guy...He plays ball with inmates most days and sometimes he even let's you keep your light on when you're trying to finish up reading the latest Wall Street Journal. Matter of fact you gave him the nickname B-Rock.
Lil R on the other hand is a different story...Always acting like he's trying to prove something and pushing people around ... Napoleon complex havin a$$ muuuffu..
B-Rock: "Hey Bernie...Sorry to wake you up and all...but we're here about a policy that's being implemented ....You read about it in the yard right??"
"Yeah...I wasn't sure what that was about"
Lil M: "Governer says one of us is getting up in that a$$ tonight, Bernie...Lucky for you, you get to pick."
"What's he talking about B...Is this some sort of a joke?"
B-Rock: "Sorry Bernie...But he's right. It's a new technique. They say it'll make you feel sorry for what you've done... Hey at least you get to pick right??"
"THIS CANT BE LEGAL!!! YOU GUYS ARE GONNA RAPE ME!?!? This isn't even maximum security!!!"
B-Rock: "Like I said you get to pick..... And I thought we were cool Bernie..."
NEXT DAY:
It seems like life is taking a turn for the worse... But you have to keep your head up.... At least it's not as bad as those other prisons....You get to pick...and B isn't even a bad guy... He's only doing it because he has to ... plus he was gentle......
Everyone seems pretty nice and you're free to move around for the most part but get that a$$ out of line and
One day you walk out into the yard after your morning nap, and you notice that all of the homies are gathered around the bulletin board. You walk over to see what's up and you read the following:
"Governer Rick Scott has decided to try a revolutionary new correctional technique and this camp will be one of the first in the nation to implement it. More details coming tonight."
Can life get any better??? By "revolutionary" they probably mean they're gonna let you keep a cat in your cell now. It really is true what mom says...Life always works out in the end.
At about 11:47 that night, you wake up to knock at your cell door. Who would be knocking at your door at this hour? How dare they? You walk over to the door to give whoever is standing there a piece of your mind when you notice that it's B-Rock and Lil R, two of the guards from the night shift.
"Hey fellas....Whats going on???"
You've always been fond of B-Rock...What a nice guy...He plays ball with inmates most days and sometimes he even let's you keep your light on when you're trying to finish up reading the latest Wall Street Journal. Matter of fact you gave him the nickname B-Rock.
Lil R on the other hand is a different story...Always acting like he's trying to prove something and pushing people around ... Napoleon complex havin a$$ muuuffu..
B-Rock: "Hey Bernie...Sorry to wake you up and all...but we're here about a policy that's being implemented ....You read about it in the yard right??"
"Yeah...I wasn't sure what that was about"
Lil M: "Governer says one of us is getting up in that a$$ tonight, Bernie...Lucky for you, you get to pick."
"What's he talking about B...Is this some sort of a joke?"
B-Rock: "Sorry Bernie...But he's right. It's a new technique. They say it'll make you feel sorry for what you've done... Hey at least you get to pick right??"
"THIS CANT BE LEGAL!!! YOU GUYS ARE GONNA RAPE ME!?!? This isn't even maximum security!!!"
B-Rock: "Like I said you get to pick..... And I thought we were cool Bernie..."
NEXT DAY:
It seems like life is taking a turn for the worse... But you have to keep your head up.... At least it's not as bad as those other prisons....You get to pick...and B isn't even a bad guy... He's only doing it because he has to ... plus he was gentle......