Planet of the apes shyt. Macaque gangs take over thai city

[The axe murderer]

'We live in a cage': residents hide as macaque 'gangs' take over Thai city

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

The ancient Thai city has been overrun by a growing population of monkeys super-charged on junk food – as locals try to placate the macaques with snacks.

they making it worse

 

[The axe murderer]

they making it worse

That's what I was thinking. This about to be a long stay

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

That's what I was thinking. This about to be a long stay

They better start feeding them stuff laced with tranquilizers or something.

 

[The axe murderer]

They better start feeding them stuff laced with tranquilizers or something.

I imagine them sitting round screaming for someone to hurry with their order

 

[Jax]

Crazy pigeon ladies having a field day feeding monkeys now

 

[blockburna420]

Residents have taken it upon themselves to feed the macaques to prevent clashes. But locals say the sugary diet of fizzy drinks, cereal and sweets has fuelled their sex lives.

off the fizzy drinks and cereal.