I don't get this??
Picture this mates.
It's spring, the weather is so good and it's a bit nippy at nights but just enough to wear a jacket or long sleeve shirt. No harm, no foul. So you decide to get a cheese steak and some cheese fries from your favorite spot. You throw on some jeans, a shirt, and some fresh NBs. Not a care in the world because YOU are about to bust a grub.
You set up an Uber, Lyft, or fukk it....get a Septa bus.
Eh, the spot is a good minute down the street, so go for the Septa bus.
You wait outside at the spot. I would say it's the number 33 (IYKYK). Ole lady Janice speaks and you wave. You stand next to a jawn with her babies and she's looking right (a bit doughy stomach and the ass was stupendous). The bus comes and you get on it. Bus Driver McGee bust it up with you as you put in your pay and keep it trucking. You sit down next to a nerdy hood breh looking at some Anime on his iPhone SE, and he has the ear buds on. It's a delightful day, just perfect.
Then this dude gets on the bus. He wears scuffed up NBs, rugged looking pants that would make a smoker shake their head, a tight fitted hoodie when it's fukking 88 degrees. And the cherry on the shyt sundae...a shiesty!
The mood of the bus turns from calm to "oh fukk these dumb ass young bulls". Dude aggressively finds a seat, reenacting the scene from Forrest Gump with the whole "SEATS TAKEN!".
He finds a seat next to a old lady that prays shyt don't go down, and he's ACROSS FROM YOU!
Shiesty breh plays his shyt Philly Drill tunes (yeah Philly drill fukking sucks and I say this respectfully). The whole atmosphere has gone to shyt because of this stinky ski mask wearing fukk nikka ruining the whole vibe. Thank fukk, it's your stop and next thing you know, it's HIS STOP AS WELL!
Yall get up at the same time, you accidentally bump into him. He looks in your direction like those animes where all you see is dude's shifty eyes and the other character going:
You start shytting bullets and swallowing your own fear. He reaches in his pocket and the whole bus goes "
fukk"
You cover on top of the anime breh not even focusing on some real shyt because "One Piece". The shiesty breh hands you a pamphlet and says "Jesus loves you".
It's a invitation to a church near Locust street