Parker (Official Thread)

[HHR]

Not that I expect a lot of discussion...

This movie was.....aight. I mean, Jennifer Lopez might literally be the worst living actress and she nearly ruins every scene she in....and there isn't much Statham being Statham....and Michael Chiklis is an awful actor when he's not interrogating someone...and the "plan" for the big heist was hilariously terrible...

But other than that it was pretty decent


...oh and the last 5 minutes are really, really, really poorly done

 

[duncanthetall]

This movie needs an official thread tho? Seems like standard Statham fare

 

[Jack Martinez]

"Parker" was live to me. Jennifer Lopez part was so stupid, lmaooo!!!! Tha

trailers had you thinkin' she was Statham's love interest.....WRONG. Jennifer

Lopez part was soooo unnecessary. Matter of fact, they don't even SHOW

her in tha commercials in tha movie. BRUH, everytime I heard Nick Nolte

talk, I wanted 2 say "CLEAR YA THROAT!" COUGH!" Son sounded like he just

got out tha bed in every scene, lmaoooo!