Parents... How would you feel if you caught your kid jerking off?

Ashley Banks

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My dad left and I thought he was going to work (he was just going to put gas in my sister's car) and I was like "nothing better to do, might as well flick the bean :yeshrug:" I had my room door open (I was the only person home) and he walked by on the way to his room and there I was, booty ass nekkid on the floor :wow:

I was so ashamed. :wow:
 

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My dad left and I thought he was going to work (he was just going to put gas in my sister's car) and I was like "nothing better to do, might as well flick the bean :yeshrug:" I had my room door open (I was the only person home) and he walked by on the way to his room and there I was, booty ass nekkid on the floor :wow:

I was so ashamed. :wow:
:lolbron: wut he say
 

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:russ: I would use the same old ass sock til it turned yellow and smelled like graham crackers!!!
:scusthov: imagine hitting some nikka with the...
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with that sock :damn:




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:lolbron: wut he say

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He said, "put some clothes on and come downstairs :hmm:"

then he told me I was too young to be doing that blah blah blah & I should only do it when im married blah blah blah & I was grounded. no allowance, no friends, no tv, no computer for a week. :dry:

I was shocked he lasted for a week, usually when he grounded me, he always ended it after a day or two. :dwillhuh:
 

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My dad left and I thought he was going to work (he was just going to put gas in my sister's car) and I was like "nothing better to do, might as well flick the bean :yeshrug:" I had my room door open (I was the only person home) and he walked by on the way to his room and there I was, booty ass nekkid on the floor :wow:

I was so ashamed. :wow:
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He said, "put some clothes on and come downstairs :hmm:"

then he told me I was too young to be doing that blah blah blah & I should only do it when im married blah blah blah & I was grounded. no allowance, no friends, no tv, no computer for a week. :dry:

I was shocked he lasted for a week, usually when he grounded me, he always ended it after a day or two. :dwillhuh:
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I'd be disappointed either way son or daughter. Gotta give him a good talk bout and mite scuff him up a bit and teach him tough love.

If it was my daughter I'd be even more disappointed. Damn I hope I never have that happen or I might have to beat her a lil and have a serious talk.

I myself don't masturbate (even tho it's tempting) except for some weird slips. Been clean for 3 months since my last slip.
 

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My dad left and I thought he was going to work (he was just going to put gas in my sister's car) and I was like "nothing better to do, might as well flick the bean :yeshrug:" I had my room door open (I was the only person home) and he walked by on the way to his room and there I was, booty ass nekkid on the floor :wow:

I was so ashamed. :wow:

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I'd just make sure wasn't infecting his computer on those pop up/spyware creating porn sites kids gravitate to. If you're gonna beat your dikk in my home you better use Xhamster, Pornhub, or some other safe streaming site
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Im not gonna lie.. I Don't even give my daughter a bath... I would be a lil grossed out if she was flickinn It n I saw, but I would play it off..

My sons. I wouldn't care, I would hope they were practicing holding their nut or something.
 
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