Parents... How would you feel if you caught your kid jerking off?

[Fat Kevin]

I wouldn't care.

when I got caught flicking the bean, I got grounded for a week. :/

I bet your dad jerks of all the time, too
I don't get the double standard

 

[86\*/98]

I wouldn't care.

when I got caught flicking the bean, I got grounded for a week. :/

Your parents must be super strict, congrats on not being a pornstar.

 

[Rawtid]

Damn, I'm down for the sex talk, but I don't think I could have a masturbation conversation with my kids. All I'd do is act like I didn't see them.

It would be weird but i dont think parents should make them feel like its a bad thing. I think for girls they need the talk because thats most likely how they are going to get their first O.

 

[Ashley Banks]

Your parents must be super strict, congrats on not being a pornstar.

They are

I bet your dad jerks of all the time, too
I don't get the double standard

@ the bold

I don't get the double standard either but he made huge deal out of it.

 

[86\*/98]

It would be weird but i dont think parents should make them feel like its a bad thing. I think for girls they need the talk because thats most likely how they are going to get their first O.

I agree. It's not a bad thing and children should know that, that's why I'd act normal afterwards. As far as girls needing to talk about getting their first O, that's all on the mother, I'd let her handle that as she see fit.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Now that u brought it up, I have noticed my daughter has been taking really long showers and it makes me think of when I first discovered myself, in the tub letting the water hit my sweet spot. Id rather her be fuccing with water than boys.

 

[Regine Hunter]

i'd beat their ass; i've gone years without getting caught, why you not slick wit your game

 

[turbochef]

I wouldnt beat they ass but you do have to be slick with it.

 

[blackslash]

Yall some soft ass parents

 

[TheSickness]

i'd beat their ass; i've gone years without getting caught, why you not slick wit your game

you gotta be on the dl with your jerk game, i agree with you breh

 

[Rawtid]

Whats so wrong with masturbating that you would beat and punish your kids for it? I mean assuming they are of age...that exploratory age then whats the problem?

 

[Blackking]

My sons seem like they been grabbin they dikk since babies for random reasons... its natural.

I wouldn't be mad , but I would tell them not to click on or look at anything weird.

I already plan to invade their privacy, and check their internet history.. just in case.

I would def encourage my daughter to masturbate because thats a pathway for a woman to know what she likes sexually.

They have a open type relationship w me... im the type they don't have to hide from.. even secret shyt they cant tell eachother... they can tell me cuz I have good advice for it and I make most things seem ok.

 

[Blackking]

For some reason I already plan on putting my son up on socks, just in case. Nobody had to tell me... but hes more book smart than common sense. Seems like hed be trying to wipe nut off shyt that everybody might touch.

 

[KobeTho]

For some reason I already plan on putting my son up on socks, just in case. Nobody had to tell me... but hes more book smart than common sense. Seems like hed be trying to wipe nut off shyt that everybody might touch.

Lmao what the fuk

i'd beat their ass; i've gone years without getting caught, why you not slick wit your game

This, I shared a room and everything

 

[Regine Hunter]

you gotta be on the dl with your jerk game, i agree with you breh

i'm a girl