Paralyzed man wakes up to find his dog eating his testicle

[Hawaiian Punch]

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/dog-eats-paralyzed-man-testicle-article-1.1413467

but more like

A paralyzed man from Arkansas woke up to find his dog eating one of his testicles.

The 39-year-old, who has no feeling from the waist down and sleeps in the nude, opened his eyes on Monday morning to see his fluffy pet pooch between his legs.

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With blood on its muzzle and front paws, he noticed the pup was chowing down on something chewy.

Moments later, and to his horror, he realized the dog was in fact eating his own ball.

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He called paramedics to his Trumann home and he was rushed him to hospital, where he is now recovering.

KAIT8 reports the dog was a stray that he had taken in just three weeks earlier.

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Cops took the dog to a local vet, who put down. The dog's head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

LOL at those related stories.

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

Take in fakkit dogs brehs

 

[JayYoung713]

Take in fakkit dogs brehs

 

[Ill-Yaz]

pics?

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Have dogs when you're physically disabled, brehs

 

[flusterose]

So how dirty were his testicles that the dog felt the need to lick then taste then EAT it??!!

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

So how dirty were his testicles that the dog felt the need to lick then taste then EAT it??!!

Oddly enough I wondered the same thing . If he's paralyzed and laying in bed naked all day I doubt he showering. Factor in some summer heat and you end up with that duck butter scrotum cheese smell on your nuts. Hell if anything the dog prolly thought he was snacking on cheese balls

 

[Boy C]

 

[Ashley Banks]

Imagine how traumatizing that must have been. Wake up to your dog eating you.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Imagine how traumatizing that must have been. Wake up to your dog eating you.

no pain though

let that dog cook

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Mans worst friend.

Its so demonic. Lets keep beasts outside where they belong or not own them at all. Well unless they're trained to care for you but even then be careful because when a dog is hungry, all training goes out the window.

Its so demonic, friends.

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

Damn, thats nuts !

 

[cleanface coney]

pics?

nikka you wanna see a picture

 

[Boy C]

no pain though

let that dog cook

Rather my dog eat me then that cac who was on them bath salts