Orlando bloom in the movie TROY was pathetic

[Max.]

fukking simp falls in love with a bytch that belongs to a new ally...sneaks her out... gets his ass whooped outside the gates...his big bro hector(eric bana) has to kill dude...than the fukking war pops back off...Hector shoots the fade with q 7ft cac with a sledgehammer n kills him...




Than he faces off vs demi god achilles



Trips over a fukking stone gets back up N gets body bagged

 

[CarbonBraddock]

all them fakkits was pathetic, i would've whooped every dude in that movie's ass in the fair one.

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

That nikka had me HEATED the whole movie


Achilles and Hector the GOATS

 

[Fortunate Lee]

lol he was ass in kingdom of heaven too

trash actor

 

[Duke_Droese]

lol he was ass in kingdom of heaven too

trash actor

kingdom of heaven director's cut is one of the GOAT movies.

orlando bloom was too delicate looking for that role though lol. it could be passed off in Lord of the Rings because most elves were dainty twinks, but to make it as a knight in the Crusade era you had to be a brolic, rugged looking guy.

 

[OmegaK2099]

I need to give that another watch, troy was one of my favorite flicks ever

 

[BAMBA]

Easily my least favorite character in movie history. I was so heated that they let him get the drop on Achilles at the end.

His bytch and his family should have been

at his cowardice that ended up getting his brother killed. Bana should have given him the Fredo Corleone treatment when he had the chance...

 

[MasterOfAllHeSurveyz]

If you think he was cowardly in the movie, you better never read the Illiad.

 

[MidniteJay]

Easily my least favorite character in movie history. I was so heated that they let him get the drop on Achilles at the end.

His bytch and his family should have been

at his cowardice that ended up getting his brother killed. Bana should have given him the Fredo Corleone treatment when he had the chance...

That had me tight too. All the real dudes got shytted on because of him.

 

[Ziggiy]

Always loved this movie as a teen. Still holds up decently today.


In the original epic Illiad poem Paris isn’t as punkish because the Gods interfered in the war alot and set up some massive fukkery. Paris was originally ready to die with honor in the original story and Aphrodite influenced him to run.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Yeah he irritates me too. Dude couldn't fight, at all. Had no heart at all. But ole girl was still ready to drop her panties