"Only a Idiot sign something before Reading it"

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Have this ever happened to you?

It could be job related, business inquiry, a record contract, etc.

For instance,

When I was a security guard, I had to sign an incident report involving a former co-worker and a 1013 patient. Instead of reading the report, my smooth brained ass was wanting to go up out of that place, I could had signed my soul to Satan.

Instead of them going with what really happened (co worker put them hands on the crazy patient, while I was unable to help, as I was setting up cones for the helicopter that had a patient aboard).

They said that I didn't do shyt and ran from the fight

Like "am I'm supposed to leap from one location to the next?" WTF?!?!

 

[Paper Boi]

read the details? why you think i married a bright woman?

 

[Geek Nasty]

I bought my house probably about 15 years ago and at the time there was a lot of mortgage fraud stories in the news. if you’ve never bought a house on signing day, they just give you stacks and stacks of papers to sign. because of all the new stories, I was suspicious and I didn’t word for worded read everything but I scanned every document.

Everybody in the room was acting annoyed like I was wasting their time. but I found the wrong name used in 5-10 places. It was only slightly different from my name, but I could see some clown being able to take partial ownership of my house.

 

[Richard Glidewell]

That's every online document that exists........alot of us are guilty me included......but paper agreements in my hand, you may as well buckle up because this about to be University level question and response.......and if they give you a statement block, USE THAT shyt........I can not tell you the number of times I avoided write ups because my statement made everybody look stupid and cast bad light on the whole situation

 

[thenatural]

I used to be hardcore about that. Then you realize that they keep making these contracts longer to intimidate the potential signee. It's gotten to the point to where you need to have a lawyer present or retained just to vet the shyt.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

That's every online document that exists........alot of us are guilty me included......but paper agreements in my hand, you may as well buckle up because this about to be University level question and response

Reminds me of those TLDRLOL Terms before you play a video game. You're strolling to the bottom and hitting accept because frag and Mountain Dew bro!

Sadly, when the video game gets delisted and the online features are dead, along with the reality that you can't keep the game in your account because bullshyt.

Word to The Crew 1.

 

[RickyDiBiase]

I bought my house probably about 15 years ago and at the time there was a lot of mortgage fraud stories in the news. if you’ve never bought a house on signing day, they just give you stacks and stacks of papers to sign. because of all the new stories, I was suspicious and I didn’t word for worded read everything but I scanned every document.

Everybody in the room was acting annoyed like I was wasting their time. but I found the wrong name used in 5-10 places. It was only slightly different from my name, but I could see some clown being able to take partial ownership of my house.

You did the right thing.

 

[ROBEEZYKILLA]

It's like they intentionally put you in that position to get you to NOT read it
Best thing to do is be patient and ask for a day to go over it cause if not they'll put you in the spot and peer pressure you to sign it without any knowledge of wtf is in that contract

 

[315]

What about the electronic signatures at your doctor's appointments?

 

[CourtesyFlush]

Only an idiot would*

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

What about the electronic signatures at your doctor's appointments?

If they give you a rabies shot instead of a flu shot, you already signed the PDF