Jesus Shuttlesworth
I Got Game
I smoke bud and make other women's panties moist without even trying.
Are you saying you'd date me ?
Are you black or white? That'd be very helpful in making my decision
Is it safe to assume you're
*looks at avi*
3 questions before I decide:
do you like long walks? (actually, I like long stroll in nearby forests and parks)
can you grow a beard? (none of that patchy stuff)
will you change the song if I ask while I take a shower? (i have a shower music playlist and sometimes I wanna skip a song but don't feel like getting out of the shower to skip the track)
I'm fine with two out of three.
I like long walks, but only if you walk behind me. I feel it's more appropriate that way.
My beard game is kinda weak, but I make up for it with a very powerful hairline
fukk no, change your own song.
Dealbreaker
i never leave my basment
Just like a black woman to let something petty stand in your way of true love
I hope Ray Ray and Pookie wrecks your car and fukks your credit up
How come she don't want me man
how do you meet those pawgs tho?
I WAS KIDDING
I'm not sympathetic when it comes to feelings. I don't understand emotional responses and outbursts. I only get along well with women who are logical and use common sense.