One of you coli ladies will get a chance to hang out with me for the day. I'm raffling a date.

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Here is how it goes..

Raffle tickets are $100 a piece..you will send me the money pay pal and I will print out a ticket with your name on it..you can purchase as many tix as you want in hopes to have a better chance of winning..when I get enough tix I will toss them in a basket and pick a lucky winner..

Your prize will be a date with me..sorry, but you have to pay your own transportation to Oakland, whether it be plane or car..I of couse being the gentleman that I am, will pay for dinner at the restaurant..free of charge..

Lets make it happen

@Elle Driver
@BillCosbyAteMyHomework
@biscuitsnbangers
@Martin Kaan
@Victor Ward
@TheStripper
@colicolicoli
@Desirous
@Phoenix_Knightly23
@PicoRoscoe
What's that crazy white/rican gurls name from New York? Asroman or some shyt? Ya her too

That's all I know off the top of my head..remember to mention all the ladies I forgot..

Good luck and Godspeed ..may the best lady win!!
 

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I automatically disqualify cause you like young girls and I'm about to be 31. Damn. Such a shame. Always wanted to travel with my own money for random dikk. FML!


I'm probably too old too.

shyt I'm not bout to pay for my own travel expenses all the way to the West Coast when I could border hop and use @malcolmxxx_45 like a credit card. :ehh:
 

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I automatically disqualify cause you like young girls and I'm about to be 31. Damn. Such a shame. Always wanted to travel with my own money for random dikk. FML!


No one said anything about dikk..I'm talmbout spending time with me at a nice restraunt over looking the bay confessing yourself to me..if you think it's about sex then you're totally wrong..it's the experiance..of a lifetime if you must..just to be in my aura is like an orgasm to you from my dikk
 

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No one said anything about dikk..I'm talmbout spending time with me at a nice restraunt over looking the bay confessing yourself to me..if you think it's about sex then you're totally wrong..it's the experiance..of a lifetime if you must..just to be in my aura is like an orgasm to you from my dikk
LOL! Might as well throw some sex in there cause ain't nobody got time for traveling all the way to the west end for a meal. Unless the girl is :flabbynsick:

But my Coli heart belongs to Chris.B I must remain faithful and dutiful.
 

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Ok do that..that money you spend in the raffle will be reimbursed by you getting money from him

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But I don't wanna betray @malcolmxxx_45 Allah will curse me tenfold.
 

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LOL! Might as well throw some sex in there cause ain't nobody got time for traveling all the way to the west end for a meal. Unless the girl is :flabbynsick:

But my Coli heart belongs to Chris.B I must remain faithful and dutiful.

Chris.B is H.I.V positive,.not hating..but I gotta tell you so you don't contract a fatal disease..seems everyone hates you so much on the coli they didn't want to tell you and would rather see you dead..but I'm your friend..I'm gonna tell yoy the truth no matter what..
 

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Chris.B is H.I.V positive,.not hating..but I gotta tell you so you don't contract a fatal disease..seems everyone hates you so much on the coli they didn't want to tell you and would rather see you dead..but I'm your friend..I'm gonna tell yoy the truth no matter what..
Damn. That cut deep, man!
 
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