We have to re-certify every year to keep our jobs and to also get bonuses. Every year I've passed with flying colors and took home thousands in bonuses at the end of the year. 
Not this time though. I bombed my first re-certification like a Funk Master Flex mix.
I had to be shadowed on the floor during pat downs and shyt. 
So, I went to recertify (again) today and I passed both pat downs with flying colors.
But they said I missed a pocket on a bag search.
More specifically they said I didn't touch the bottom of the pocket correctly. Whatever the fukk that means. I know I did everything right but fukk it. 
I have one more chance.
If I fail that time I'm done here. I'm going to be living that Havoc life.
Not this time though. I bombed my first re-certification like a Funk Master Flex mix.
I had to be shadowed on the floor during pat downs and shyt. So, I went to recertify (again) today and I passed both pat downs with flying colors.
But they said I missed a pocket on a bag search.
More specifically they said I didn't touch the bottom of the pocket correctly. Whatever the fukk that means. I know I did everything right but fukk it. I have one more chance. If I fail that time I'm done here. I'm going to be living that Havoc life.
