Old Hoes with No Clothes :snoopfacepalm:

[FeverPitch2]

Thought this was gonna be a picture post

 

[Dont@Me]

 

[Bart simpson]

Yeah. That was my dude “Air Wolf”. Bruh was wild. One time he brought a pr0n to work... of himself... and put it on in the conference room. I’m glad I wasn’t there that day.

He was married with kids and got busted with ONE of his side pieces who ratted him out. My nikka snapped and offed her. Then he rode around with her in the front seat wrapped in plastic.

True story.

Murder Suspect Awaits Extradition

Lol
Your homie escaped and everything
He was wildin
Four Prisoners Escape Pike County Jail

What if losing his gym privileges was one of the tipping points

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Lol
Your homie escaped and everything
He was wildin
Four Prisoners Escape Pike County Jail

What if losing his gym privileges was one of the tipping points

I’ve thought about that.



Hope he’s safe.

 

[Deus]

Thought this was gonna be a picture post

They did us a favor, bruh

Also, he was caught
Man Pleads Guilty To 2005 Murder

 

[Huda2daf]

Bro Them sad deflated titties looking like a plastic grocery store bag with a single egg in it then they have the nerve to keep the nipple ring in like that's adding to the aesthetic.

Then when u clapping them cheeks from behind all the booty meat fall to the side

I have quite a bit of experience with old hoes but now I'm dealing with women my age.

 

[Legal]

I’m back with another dirtbag story.

So around the same age as the first story I shared an office with a cacette named Crystal. She was in her 30s and was aging like milk. But she was super flirtatious, which I typically ignored. Her body was legit... short, nice legs, ample booty and a c cup. She kinda looked like old girl from 90210.

Her daughter was around my age and sexy af but outside of burning a blunt with her during a work outing, I never really pursued or kept up with her. Crystal invited me to spend a night to hang out with her daughter once, but that felt like a huge trap and that’s a story for another time.

One day in the office Crystal was adjusting her blouse that had “accidentally” opened. It had a button in the corner keeping it all together and when it came undone there were her titties and bra on full display. I tried to play it off on some...

But she reopened it to make sure I saw and caught me looking like...

After that she went straight to sex talk. Asking if my gf knows how to S my D and all of that. I wasn’t attracted to her with my mind but all blood had drained from my brain at that point and was headed south.

So I was like nah, my girl doesn’t know what she’s doing and asked her if she could show me what a good bj was supposed to feel like. Mannnn... this bih said “follow me” in the middle of the day... AT WORK.

I mean... I didn’t go immediately, but at some point I ended up in the women’s bathroom with the door locked getting my dikk sucked.



Several days later after she kept begging me to stab... I finally gave in. We went to a spot I had the keys to where I knew no one would be. It was actually a high school gym that I got keys to and would work out at after work.

I wanted to be in and out.

I’m thinking old girl was gonna be stacked under her clothes.



Breh... I put that condom on and made that session the shortest I probably have on record. I didn’t even care if she came, which somehow she did.

Old girl looked like havarti cheese came alive and threw on a wig.

The funniest part was a coworker also used to work out there and the people that lived by the school thought I was him and reported his ass for going to the gym to fukk and he lost his privileges. He knew it was me and was cool about it. Poor breh is still serving time for murder on another story I’ll tell some day.

Ya mans out here clapping up charcuterie.