I’m sure I have a story or five but can’t remember any of them.
Old Hoes with No Clothes :snoopfacepalm:
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Smoking on a Cac Pack
Lol had 1 older upper 30's, chick but she had the lights off. She gobbled a brotha up, swallowed, continued gobbling and swallowed again. That was pretty enthusiastic for our first time chilling.
Brolic Scholar
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Older females are the nastiest. They’re usually down for anything. Pro tip.
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Lookahere mayne...
I don't like that V shape that their ass becomes or those little nobs that form in their upper thighs. You definitely don't see that with clothes on.
Older women have random moles and weird hands too.
Older women have random moles and weird hands too.
Amor fati
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It's a shock for real when you see what's under the clothes.
I was messing with a 35 y.o. last year (I'm late twenties) and her body was on point (super slim) but she still always wanted it in the dark. Well, I kept smashing and doing what I'm good at; telling my partners I see beyond futilities such as physical attributes.'Til one day I finally got to hit with the lights on and saw her C-sectioned flabby stomach. shyt caught me off-guard for a second but I passed it off by kissing her scar and going down on her, saying every and anything romantic that came to mind.
Would keep on hitting it if I didn't know she was trying to finesse a relationship out of me. I was gonna fukk around and drop one in her if I didn't back off, 'cause when she got liquored up she'd be down for damn near anything.
Plus she had some not so great hood tendencies; I was determined not to catch that "L".
I wouldn't mind dating even older, but it's something one has to be real selective with, because it's like OP said, meat oozing out like biscuit in a can.
Them aunties are on that flabby and sick status post 30+. MY cousin's brother is living with one them old ladies word is she has $$$$, the dude is so ruthless he left his soon to be wife(at the time) and his daughter behind in England.
Amor fati
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I’m back with another dirtbag story.
So around the same age as the first story I shared an office with a cacette named Crystal. She was in her 30s and was aging like milk. But she was super flirtatious, which I typically ignored. Her body was legit... short, nice legs, ample booty and a c cup. She kinda looked like old girl from 90210.
Her daughter was around my age and sexy af but outside of burning a blunt with her during a work outing, I never really pursued or kept up with her. Crystal invited me to spend a night to hang out with her daughter once, but that felt like a huge trap and that’s a story for another time.
One day in the office Crystal was adjusting her blouse that had “accidentally” opened. It had a button in the corner keeping it all together and when it came undone there were her titties and bra on full display. I tried to play it off on some...
But she reopened it to make sure I saw and caught me looking like...
After that she went straight to sex talk. Asking if my gf knows how to S my D and all of that. I wasn’t attracted to her with my mind but all blood had drained from my brain at that point and was headed south.
So I was like nah, my girl doesn’t know what she’s doing and asked her if she could show me what a good bj was supposed to feel like. Mannnn... this bih said “follow me” in the middle of the day... AT WORK.
I mean... I didn’t go immediately, but at some point I ended up in the women’s bathroom with the door locked getting my dikk sucked.
Several days later after she kept begging me to stab... I finally gave in. We went to a spot I had the keys to where I knew no one would be. It was actually a high school gym that I got keys to and would work out at after work.
I wanted to be in and out.
I’m thinking old girl was gonna be stacked under her clothes.
Breh... I put that condom on and made that session the shortest I probably have on record. I didn’t even care if she came, which somehow she did.
Old girl looked like havarti cheese came alive and threw on a wig.
The funniest part was a coworker also used to work out there and the people that lived by the school thought I was him and reported his ass for going to the gym to fukk and he lost his privileges. He knew it was me and was cool about it. Poor breh is still serving time for murder on another story I’ll tell some day.
Ohh shyt you got ya dude in trouble
newworldafro
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zayk35
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The first older chick I messed with when I was 20 she was 36 shyt opened up just like that... and was the only time I'd ever been intimidated by some p*ssy....but it wasn't beat up up and still had some grip and the way I had ol girl nutting did wonders for a young brehs sexual confidence cause she was a low down dirty freak and I was pretty inexperienced at the time but her body was pretty on point for her age there were some "body stories" and tiger stripes but not bad at all....I had some bytches in they 20s who looked worse nakesNever had one with a sloppy body but she had a few kids and that pwusseh looked like...
Brolic Scholar
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Ohh shyt you got ya dude in trouble
Yeah. That was my dude “Air Wolf”. Bruh was wild. One time he brought a pr0n to work... of himself... and put it on in the conference room. I’m glad I wasn’t there that day.
He was married with kids and got busted with ONE of his side pieces who ratted him out. My nikka snapped and offed her. Then he rode around with her in the front seat wrapped in plastic.
True story.
Murder Suspect Awaits Extradition
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what's good wit some nikkas just not understandin that some nikkas just actually enjoy eating p*ssy that much?What's good with nikkas going for the tongue-in-box off gate with a bytch instead of getting some duck-duck and smashing afterward?
You know you can still get head and fukk without having to eat it, right?
she shoulda shut the fck upYeah. That was my dude “Air Wolf”. Bruh was wild. One time he brought a pr0n to work... of himself... and put it on in the conference room. I’m glad I wasn’t there that day.
He was married with kids and got busted with ONE of his side pieces who ratted him out. My nikka snapped and offed her. Then he rode around with her in the front seat wrapped in plastic.
True story.
Murder Suspect Awaits Extradition
Brolic Scholar
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she shoulda shut the fck up
You wilding. That was my dude, but bruh was tripping. Don’t do the crime (cheat) if you can’t do the time.
Yeah. That was my dude “Air Wolf”. Bruh was wild. One time he brought a pr0n to work... of himself... and put it on in the conference room. I’m glad I wasn’t there that day.
He was married with kids and got busted with ONE of his side pieces who ratted him out. My nikka snapped and offed her. Then he rode around with her in the front seat wrapped in plastic.
True story.
Murder Suspect Awaits Extradition
Is bruh laughing on the front page?
