Ok, help me torment this frucka

[courtdog]

Via good ol' Craigslist I was looking for some tablets (found a iPad 2 64gb for $180)
Anywayz, this one guy is trying to push these bullshyt tablets for $200
I look up the model, and its some bullshyt brand that sells brand new for $55
I told him "Yeah, I'll take 5 of them" cuz in his ad he said he had a bunch of them

He's replied a few times, what should I tell him next?


I'll let YOU guys decide

 

[23Barrettcity]

Via good ol' Craigslist I was looking for some tablets (found a iPad 2 64gb for $180)
Anywayz, this one guy is trying to push these bullshyt tablets for $200
I look up the model, and its some bullshyt brand that sells brand new for $55
I told him "Yeah, I'll take 5 of them" cuz in his ad he said he had a bunch of them

He's replied a few times, what should I tell him next?


I'll let YOU guys decide

Ask him how many he has then say hold them all you know other buyers

 

[Lurka Ternt Posta]

Meet at his house and rape his wife.

 

[Just like bruddas]

 

[illadope]

Go to his house and steal his sheets and comforter. I dont remember you saying you got that when you got a mattress way back

 

[courtdog]

Ask him how many he has then say hold them all you know other buyers

Did that, he said he only had 3 left. I told him PERFECT, I'll get them tomorrow
Then I dropped a little seed and said if somebody else wants one, DON'T DO IT
Nah, I didn't do that. I did think it though... but I didn't wanna seem to obvious

Meet at his house and rape his wife.

Being the O.G that I am, his wife would surely ask him to leave so she could try to rape me

Right under your name it says TBM Goon, yet here you are acting like a beyatch
You fakin da funk on a nasty dunk

Go to his house and steal his sheets and comforter. I dont remember you saying you got that when you got a mattress way back

I'm not sure if he wants to meet at his house. But what I can do is send him a link to his email, and hopefully that link will kill his PC in the same fashion as that link you tried to give out to all of us to fukk up our phones

Man, you are helpful. Thanks illadopey

 

[courtdogs3gs]

Go to his house and steal his sheets and comforter. I dont remember you saying you got that when you got a mattress way back

I would appreciate it of you stopped talking about my owner in such a vulgar way. This mattress has enough coloring from piss stains and shyt stains its a work of art. Oh so that's what my owner said . Covering it up would be blasphemy. That's my owner

 

[illadope]

I would appreciate it of you stopped talking about my owner in such a vulgar way. This mattress has enough coloring from piss stains and shyt stains its a work of art. Oh so that's what my owner said . Covering it up would be blasphemy. That's my owner

Hey fukk you

 

[courtdogs3gs]

Hey fukk you

Can I go home with you? I'm tired of this shítty mattress. All my owner does is play games all day and post Xbox/Microsoft threads on here. Didn't even have the decency to put sheets on the mattress.

 

[illadope]

Can I go home with you? I'm tired of this shítty mattress. All my owner does is play games all day and post Xbox/Microsoft threads on here. Didn't even have the decency to put sheets on the mattress.

That's the life you chose. Deal with it

 

[Rekkapryde]

Can I go home with you? I'm tired of this shítty mattress. All my owner does is play games all day and post Xbox/Microsoft threads on here. Didn't even have the decency to put sheets on the mattress.

 

[courtdogs3gs]

That's the life you chose. Deal with it

I never chose this life. I even made sure I was dead before he bought me. Now I'm stuck on this dirty mattress. Convince him to get one of my older brothers like the iPhone 5 or even the iPhone 4s. I'm sad.

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

Avoid being evil and tormenting people like that so that you don't burn in hell yourself.