Welcomed back as conquering heroes. True revolutionaries. Defenders of Real America. Pats on the back from friends. A raise from their bosses. Free drinks at every bar and pub forever. The Libs would run and hide at their presence, for fear they would share the same fate as their heroes.
All the people who looked down on them would finally be forced to accept they were scared, weak and willing to let our country slip away at the time it needed defending most. Women would clamor for even the slightest hint of their attention like never before. Movies and books by them, about them and for them. Honors bestowed upon them.
Life would not return to normal, but instead to the way it should have always been if it just wasn’t for *insert old coach, old boss, family member, sibling, parent, teacher, judge, person who embarrassed them* and those damn liberals. Thanks to Donald Trump, true leader of America, greatest country in the history of the world and the truest patriots this county had ever seen.
No longer just a stay at home dad, or salon owner, or unemployed loser...... But one of the greatest warriors ever unleashed on Earth.
everybody trying to get a plat tweet this week
