mitch must hate trump so much
They kicked me off the plane They called me a fukking terrorist and they’re trying to ruin my life
I’m hyperventilating from laughing so goddamn hard. The fukk did these people think was going to happen. They really thought they were going to storm the Capitol, hurt multiple politicians and go back home like everything was gravy.
When the invasion failed and they got put on the no fly list
Welcomed back as conquering heroes. True revolutionaries. Defenders of Real America. Pats on the back from friends. A raise from their bosses. Free drinks at every bar and pub forever. The Libs would run and hide at their presence, for fear they would share the same fate as their heroes.
All the people who looked down on them would finally be forced to accept they were scared, weak and willing to let our country slip away at the time it needed defending most. Women would clamor for even the slightest hint of their attention like never before. Movies and books by them, about them and for them. Honors bestowed upon them.
Life would not return to normal, but instead to the way it should have always been if it just wasn’t for *insert old coach, old boss, family member, sibling, parent, teacher, judge, person who embarrassed them* and those damn liberals. Thanks to Donald Trump, true leader of America, greatest country in the history of the world and the truest patriots this county had ever seen.
No longer just a stay at home dad, or salon owner, or unemployed loser...... But one of the greatest warriors ever unleashed on Earth.
Welcomed back as conquering heroes. True revolutionaries. Defenders of Real America. Pats on the back from friends. A raise from their bosses. Free drinks at every bar and pub forever. The Libs would run and hide at their presence, for fear they would share the same fate as their heroes.
All the people who looked down on them would finally be forced to accept they were scared, weak and willing to let our country slip away at the time it needed defending most. Women would clamor for even the slightest hint of their attention like never before. Movies and books by them, about them and for them. Honors bestowed upon them.
Life would not return to normal, but instead to the way it should have always been if it just wasn’t for *insert old coach, old boss, family member, sibling, parent, teacher, judge, person who embarrassed them* and those damn liberals. Thanks to Donald Trump, true leader of America, greatest country in the history of the world and the truest patriots this county had ever seen.
No longer just a stay at home dad, or salon owner, or unemployed loser...... But one of the greatest warriors ever unleashed on Earth.
mitch must hate trump so much
Republicans want to move on because I bet alot of them were involved in the planning. I hope those hillbillies they locked up have some knowledge of their involvement. If this was the other way around, they'd be holding this over Democrat's heads for the next 10+ years.