Now way Phil didn't smash Gloria in Modern Family

[PatCake]

Show started with Phil hopelessly crushing on his hot father-in-law's wife every other episode. Dude was accidentally eating candles at dinner coz he juggs were too.

In the latter seasons, he has her working under him as an assistant. The plotlines have them do a lot together. Where did his urges go? They spend everyday together in empty houses and Jay the husband is .

I don't know what was being implied but damn irl dude would be having the time of his life eating Colombian lunch and American dinner everyday.

 

[Green negs and spam]

Take a break from the porno breh

 

[En Sabah Nur]

That white man was a lame to the highest degree that had none of the tools essential to pull a seasoned high-grade Colombian woman.

 

[Realm-Breaker]

 

[MenacingMonk]

Phil didn’t clap dem cheeks.

 

[mannyrs13]

I think you need to move the word hot in your post.

 

[Roid Jones]

He wouldn't smash IRL too, lay off the porn breh