Now that China's lunar rover landed, who's excited for Moon Fried Rice?

[The 2020 New Member]

I heard they were gonna bring back some samples to spice up the recipe.

Maybe there's something on the moon that can make you feel full for longer than 40 minutes.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

are they sending back video?

 

[The 2020 New Member]

are they sending back video?

supposed to be pictures and some other shyt.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25356603

and apparently we should be afraid of them, too. there's some funny style propaganda towards the middle/end of that article provided by the heritage foundation, of course.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

@BelowTheMasonDixon you don't like chinese food, breh?

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

they gonna use that rover to take down our flag.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

^that's actually the first thing that came to my mind but then i got hungry. silly chinese people. lmao!

it's going to be hard as fukk for them to ride their bike from the moon to my crib, tho.

unless...

 

[The 2020 New Member]

THIS

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PLUS THIS

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EQUALS

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[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

them spy satellites

 

[Ricky Church]

BOOM-BAH! *sean paul voice*