:noah: I just want to be Olympian so I could run up in all them chicks

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I'm thinking of changing my citizenship to some shyt country like uberkitzan and be an Olympic archer.

*starts training for 2016 Olympics*

*comes dead last in competition*

*throws nonstop orgies in Olympic park*

*fukks random chicks that don't speak my language*

:noah:

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Starting with her

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And her too :noah:

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And all the swedish and swish chicks. I'd just kidnap them and keep them in a dungeon. Naked. And covered in baby oil :noah:
 
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I'm thinking of changing my citizenship to some shyt country like uberkitzan and be an Olympic archer.

*starts training for 2016 Olympics*

*comes dead last in competition*

*throws nonstop orgies in Olympic park*

*fukks random chicks that don't speak my language*

:noah:

Grand idea...Wish I would of thought of this when I was younger!!
 

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I support this thread wholeheartedly. I thought I'd watch the parade of nations for five minutes tonight. Spent an hour staring at all the food that walked out from all over the world.

Archery is too hard tho. Even Uzbekis have to meet Olympic standards to qualify. Most realistic shot at making the 2016 squad is in pulling a Castor Semenya. Slide in on the women's judo team.
 
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