"No One Murdered over this Image" The Onion outdoes itself (NSFW)

[Type Username Here]

No One Murdered Because Of This Image | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

WASHINGTON—Following the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act of considerable depravity, no one was murdered, beaten, or had their lives threatened, sources reported Thursday. The image of the Hebrew prophet Moses high-fiving Jesus Christ as both are having their erect penises vigorously masturbated by Ganesha, all while the Hindu deity anally penetrates Buddha with his fist, reportedly went online at 6:45 p.m. EDT, after which not a single bomb threat was made against the organization responsible, nor did the person who created the cartoon go home fearing for his life in any way. Though some members of the Jewish, Christian, Hindu, and Buddhist faiths were reportedly offended by the image, sources confirmed that upon seeing it, they simply shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and continued on with their day.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

well the image of ganesha is accurate though their god really is a tranny

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

The demonic motives of these "bloggers" knows no bounds.

 

[Type Username Here]

The demonic motives of these "bloggers" knows no bounds.

It's a well known satire site that makes fantastic points using humor.

Stop it.

 

[daze23]

"we didn't get fisted up the ass"

* high five *

 

[the cac mamba]

muslims learn a thing or 2 about goin on with ur day. focus on bein a good person and if youre so sure that allah will punish people in the afterlife, then leave it to him. fukkin savages

 

[zerozero]

word? if I printed out this poster of ganesha right now and took a stroll around town what do you expect to happen?

are we expecting these dudes to be amused?

 

[Type Username Here]

word? if I printed out this poster of ganesha right now and took a stroll around town what do you expect to happen?

Nothing.

 

[zerozero]

Nothing.

right. this the problem, your and the onion's perspective of hindus, sikhs, buddhists is angled by your perspective. this is why you expect "nothing" to happen.

 

[Type Username Here]

right. this the problem, your and the onion's perspective of hindus, sikhs, buddhists is angled by your perspective. this is why you expect "nothing" to happen.

They are religious people so they are by then most likely uneducated. Their beliefs in their fairy tales might cause violence to come upon you but I doubt it. All religions have streaks of violence but most have grown out of it.

Islam hasn't yet. It's still young.

 

[wize fool]

You know I don't condone these killings at all but this comparison is flawed in that it isn't forbidden to depict these prophets/deities.

 

[Type Username Here]

You know I don't condone these killings at all but this comparison is flawed in that it isn't forbidden to depict these prophets/deities.

Only Muslims are forbidden from that. The rest of the planet, and the other 5.5 Billion don't have that restriction about your prophets.

 

[wize fool]

Only Muslims are forbidden from that. The rest of the planet, and the other 5.5 Billion don't have that restriction about your prophets.

It's still blatant disrespect when you know it is forbidden. It's like a woman walking into a mosque half naked. Sure she isn't required to cover but she would certainly be asked to leave.

 

[Reality]

You know I don't condone these killings at all but this comparison is flawed in that it isn't forbidden to depict these prophets/deities.

yeah, because the bible doesn't explicitly forbid depicting jesus getting a handjob, Christians probably aren't as offended

 

[acri1]

It's still blatant disrespect when you know it is forbidden. It's like a woman walking into a mosque half naked. Sure she isn't required to cover but she would certainly be asked to leave.

It would be disrespectful and they would certainly have every right to ask her to leave, but it certainly wouldn't be any justification for violence or threats of violence.