No.1 in Simp Power Rankings. Husband begs judge after wife tries to hire hitman to kill him

[KingDanz]

 

[LebronsHairline]

can you even consider that a simp? Or is that more just pure retardation?

 

[Xtraz2]

 

[ltheghost]

the Simpery!

 

[Brandon M.]

this bytch look like a fat version of my girl.should i be worried

 

[Brandon M.]

i can understand where hes coming from tho..

 

[Ski Mask]

King Simpleton

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

i can understand where hes coming from tho..

Yep.

 

[jadillac]

Dude is playing chess. She tried to kill him....there's no way a judge will reverse the sentence no matter how much begging. He plays like he's still loves her so much so that she won't have him done up(by someone else) while she's doing time.

 

[ChrisDorner]

i can understand where hes coming from tho..

And where the fukk is he coming from?

 

[Ronnie Lott]

this bytch looks alot like my girl.should i be worried

Fixed

 

[Ashley Banks]

i can understand where hes coming from tho..

 

[Ronnie Lott]

She shoulda hired a real hitman to relieve the dude from his simpin mizery.

 

[Soundwave]

1.

2. How exactly does one go about finding a hitman?

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Dude is playing chess. She tried to kill him....there's no way a judge will reverse the sentence no matter how much begging. He plays like he's still loves her so much so that she won't have him done up(by someone else) while she's doing time.

I kinda understand that angle, but I think it would be crazy to think that it would actually work.