Move to New Hampshire.
Live Free or Die.
We have no payroll tax (You don't do a state tax return)
We have no sales tax (You buy a TV, a car, it costs what it costs, period.)
We have no insurance law (Your not required to carry insurance on your car)
We have no helmet law (You can ride your motorcycle with no helmet)
We are the only state in the country who STILL doesn't have a seat belt law (Anyone over 18 can choose to not wear a seat belt if they want)
What's the gun laws like up there?