New Red lobster CEO on why he threw endless shrimp in the bushes

[Insensitive]

He graduated Harvard with an MBA.
Made it to partner at a Private Investment firm then promptly jumped into a CEO role.

This man will die a millionaire several times over.

Respect for even getting into Harvard's Business program, it's fukking highly competitive.

 

[Duke Dixon]

I don't need a harvard degree to know this. If anything, give away free biscuits.

I was just about to say they should give you a basket when you leave.

Don't make us feel that 2 minutes of shame when we purposely don't finish our food, ask for another basket of biscuits, then ask for doggy bags, and stuff em in there like we're moving weight.

 

[ORDER_66]

Imagine going to red lobster for anything else.

The biscuits???? the actual lobster???

 

[Cuban Pete]

I heard Pimp C's real cause of death was getting iodine poisoning from their unlimited shimp option. New ceo is just trying to clean it up before someone goes digging around a tries to cancel them.

I think somebody came around him with a funny Geneva watch with the Ferrari kit and they didnt take that monkey shyt off, leading him to pass from second hand embarrasement

 

[Striving For Greatness]

I heard Pimp C's real cause of death was getting iodine poisoning from their unlimited shimp option. New ceo is just trying to clean it up before someone goes digging around a tries to cancel them.

Sounding like jaguar wright

 

[Chris Cool]

The biscuits???? the actual lobster???

Crab in a bag spots took over that lane.

 

[ORDER_66]

Crab in a bag spots took over that lane.

crab in a bag.....

 

[Batsute]

He graduated Harvard with an MBA.
Made it to partner at a Private Investment firm then promptly jumped into a CEO role.

This man will die a millionaire several times over.

Respect for even getting into Harvard's Business program, it's fukking highly competitive.

Crazy part it is and isn’t. My friend who got into a top 10 mba program had Harvard on his list. He practiced for his GMAT with a friend from his undergrad a breh who played D1 football and was from the Deep South, gospel and all that. His GMAT score was way below Harvard’s requirements but still got in because his background made up for it.

Those top 10 programs want smart folks but more than that they want stories that look good on a brochure.

 

[UpAndComing]

Dude literally looks like the meme

First thing that came to your mind is to disrespect an intelligent and successful Black man

 

[42 Monks]

Dude literally looks like the meme

 

[ZEupTWN]

I don't need a harvard degree to know this. If anything, give away free biscuits.

Facts…Some of the most successful restaurants where/are run by individuals with the most basic formal education..

There are some real live out of touch dumbasses on these executive boards who simply got on through connections and nepotism..

 

[Apollo Creed]

Crazy part it is and isn’t. My friend who got into a top 10 mba program had Harvard on his list. He practiced for his GMAT with a friend from his undergrad a breh who played D1 football and was from the Deep South, gospel and all that. His GMAT score was way below Harvard’s requirements but still got in because his background made up for it.

Those top 10 programs want smart folks but more than that they want stories that look good on a brochure.

a former coworker just got into Havards MBA program.....all im a say is lol

 

[Insensitive]

Crazy part it is and isn’t. My friend who got into a top 10 mba program had Harvard on his list. He practiced for his GMAT with a friend from his undergrad a breh who played D1 football and was from the Deep South, gospel and all that. His GMAT score was way below Harvard’s requirements but still got in because his background made up for it.

Those top 10 programs want smart folks but more than that they want stories that look good on a brochure.

If this Tech Pivot doesn't work out, I'm trying to go M7 or Top 15.
I think I'm at that age (Early 30s) where I'm willing to grind out the rest of my 30s somewhere in consulting or IB or PE
while I attempt to carve out my slice of the American dream.

But first either Regular Tech or FinTech, if that's a no go. I'm hitting the books (again )

 

[Nymbus]

shrimp ain't endless in real life okay????

 

[Gloxina]

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