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PabloEscobar

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I had to learn this shyt the hard way. imma make a long story short. I met this bytch in the computer lab last wednesday hit her off with the authentic slick nikka mouthpiece. pretty safe to say shorty was open. I see her monday start politicin with her. in the middle of convo she asks whats my name again. at the point i turn my back and pretend like im going to walk off. she grabbed my the sleeve of my sweater like no wait. so at that point im teasing her and not telling her my name. i tell her give me her phone and i put my name and number in and tell her to figure it out...i still aint heard from her:sadcam: this was easy p*ssy too. im the biggest obstacle in the my path to lose my virginity:snoop: she did say i guess ill never text you because i wouldn't tell her my name. Im horny as fukk:damn:
 

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Aleast you learn from your mistake i hope :ld:
 

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Be a grown ass man and play games like a female brehs :camby:

Exactly, lmao. Nothing wrong with teasing her, but you were gonna make her go through her contacts to find your name? :heh:

For every female willing to fukk you there's like 4-5 nikkaz willing to fukk HER
 
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The absolute worst forum threads I've ever had the displeasure to read in my almost 15 year history of perusing the internet have been made by you.

That's quite the accomplishment.
 

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Turn the simple task of getting laid into an overly complex nauseatingly analyzed 22 year failed science experiment, brehs
 

PabloEscobar

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fukk this shyt . fukk all you nikkas. im mad as fukk right now. just got accused of shop lifting at walmart, had to walkf all the way back after missing the bus, and to top it off i just seen the bytch in the computer lab... all she did was wave.
 
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