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I have to take a urine test in by the next two business days from friday, so Tuesday. I have my boys Piss who is in treatment but I forgot the paper work yesterday. I stored in the freezer overnight and placed it in the fridge this morning, Im just wondering whats the best way to keep it warm/warm it up, im reading all types of shyt on the innaets like heating it up in the microwave or running warm water over it. I could just use another batch of piss tuesday, im keeping it in a little 4 oz tupperware. so maybe the coli bretheren can add some input :beli:
 

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My boy bought like an eye dropper type deal and put the piss in there. If you can better off getting the piss as close to the test as possible. The piss can't be too hot or too cold or they know sometbing is up. I think my boy actually got like a turkey baser thing
 

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i did this shyt when i went to work at target i kept that shyt in a zip lock bag and put it on the dash on my way to the clinic then i wore two pairs of white tighty and put the still warm urine in my drawls. make sure you take the test whiten 30 min or that piss will turn cold thus makin the sample inconclusive
 

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Stay clean.

:heh: at this dudes struggle piss

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Put it in a ziplock bag, tape it to your leg. Your body heat will keep it near the correct temperature. Make sure it's one of those zipper bags or else it might open up and you'll have rancid piss all over your leg and clothes.
 

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I have to take a urine test in by the next two business days from friday, so Tuesday. I have my boys Piss who is in treatment but I forgot the paper work yesterday. I stored in the freezer overnight and placed it in the fridge this morning, Im just wondering whats the best way to keep it warm/warm it up, im reading all types of shyt on the innaets like heating it up in the microwave or running warm water over it. I could just use another batch of piss tuesday, im keeping it in a little 4 oz tupperware. so maybe the coli bretheren can add some input :beli:

Don't do this.Go to the vitamin shoppe and cop this
Ready Clean - Tropical Fruit by Detoxify Llc - Buy Ready Clean - Tropical Fruit 16 Liquid at the Vitamin Shoppe

Drink it between 1-2 hours before your test and follow the direction on the bottle and you'll pass your test.It cleans you out for 5 hours not permanently
 

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man go get a fukking hand warmer pack and a damn rubberband put the piss over a heat source to get the chill off of it then wrap the hand warmer pack around the bottle secure with rubber band wear tidy whiteys and stuff it in yo underwear my boy
 

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You better hope its not at one of those places where they need to watch you or make you keep the door open...
 
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