NASA Paying 5k A Month To Stay In Bed

jfkennedy

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NASA Will Pay You $5,000/month to Stay in Bed

Participants in the study will spend the entire 87 days at the Johnson Space Center. Your job is to simply lie in bed, pass the time and allow the researchers to perform periodic tests on your body. It’s less creepy than it sounds..

From NASA’s website:

“During the (first 15 days) of the study, participants will be free to move around inside the bed rest facility and do normal things. They will also take part in a number of tests to find out the normal state of their bone, muscle, heart and circulatory system, brain and nervous system, and vestibular (inner ear balance) system as well as their nutritional condition and their ability to fight off infections.

After the first 11-15-day period, participants will spend 60 days lying in bed, (except for limited times for specific tests) with their body slightly tilted downward (head down, feet up). Every day, they will be awake for 16 hours and lights out (asleep) for 8 hours. During the bed rest time they will also take part in a number of tests to find out changes in the state of their bone, muscle, heart and circulatory system, and nervous system, as well as their nutritional condition and their ability to fight off infections.”

The final 14 days is a recovery period where they begin the process of helping you regain muscle strength and readjust to a normal life."
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You could eat and post on the Coli for 3 months and get paid $15,000. :jawalrus:

Would you do it?
 

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I'm sho a lot uh blas will sign up for dis. Sleepin all day and colleckin a government check is somethin dey already accustom to anyway. Da only diffince is now dey can't smote crack and rape whie women.
 

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60 days in bed? Nah, you'll have sores and atrophy will definitely set in, nevermind the fact you'll be titled downwards. Great way to start the road towards developing a brain aneurysm.

That's what I figured, but shoot, they'll have some great doctors on hand. I think I might go crazy on some :sadcam: shyt though.
 
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