my wife called me to see if I could come home early.

[humminbird]

It's our anniversary and we had planned something spicy
I was talking to her regular until I see one of my employees peeking by the door.
I start thinking maybe if I act like I'm cheating on my wife I can finally fire him.
So I start ignoring what my wife is saying and saying things like "You know the nights I don't see you I can't sleep but the ones I do"
The wife is like what?
The whole time I see him hunched over writing notes on some Randall from recess ish.
I end the call by saying I was trying to go home early today, but I can push that back
hung up and I'm now waiting on him to try to blackmail me. I just see him typing on his phone.

 

[Koba St]

Cool story breh

 

[dtownreppin214]

Gibberish. Try again.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Stop lying nikka

 

[Methodical]

That was a weak spin thread

 

[GnauzBookOfRhymes]

delete this before too many ppl see

 

[KodeBlue]

delete this before too many ppl see

Too late

 

[Strapped]

Kinda weak op

 

[get these nets]

Then I turned the tv down (tv down)
cause I know I heard a squeaking sound

 

[Heafcliffe]

Odd approach in an effort to get someone else but keep us posted.

 

[GoFlipAPack]

2/10....try again

 

[WesCrook]

 

[Cyrus' Wife]

Then I turned the tv down (tv down)
cause I know I heard a squeaking sound

Something going on upstairs?

'Cause I know nobody else lives here

 

[benjamin]

MARK.

 

[Leasy]

Go home early brehs just to cum in 1 to 2 minutes on wife anniversary