My New Music Feed Was Cooking Me Last Night

[King Harlem]

I wanted to listen to some new music last night and went to Recommended New Music on my streaming service.

Song #1: Bolha by Miguel & KayE
So, I'm like cool. A new Miguel song. I've been wanting to listen to some new R&B. Clicked the song it turns out to be some Spanish singers. No big deal, I think I've mistaken dude for R&B Miguel a few times before.


Song #2: Letter by Juvenile & KIM DOG YUN
Click this song, on some okay let me see what Juvenile got going on. The KIM DOG YUN feature and screenshot should've been a giveaway that this wasn't the rapper Juvenile but this song turned out to be some K Pop shyt.


Song #3: Quarter Mill on my Neck by Birdman
I see this song and I'm like let me see what Birdman talking about nowadays. This isn't even Birdman from Cash Money, just some random nikka calling himself Birdman.
After this, it was obvious that Tidal was trolling me and it was time to go to sleep.

 

[Boogie]

Recommendations are based on listening history

And why is you using Tidal in 2025

 

[King Harlem]

And why is you using Tidal in 2025

I went to a Jay-z concert years ago and got 6 months of free Tidal and stuck them ever since.

 

[LuuqMaan]

I wanted to listen to see new music last night

Took me a while to get past this sentence but I got there in the end

 

[desp]

#3: Quarter Mill on my Neck by Birdman
I see this song and I'm like let me see what Birdman talking about nowadays. This isn't even Birdman from Cash Money, just some random nikka calling himself Birdman.
After this, it was obvious that Tidal was trolling me and it was time to go to sleep.