My Life Changing Pamphlet Party

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i was waiting for the trolley. i saw a pamphlet in spanish about giving my life over to the lord. i'm already a lordes fan so i figured that it couldn't be that much of a stretch. the little book depicted a man on fire and crying about his life. it started to make me think about all the terrible thing that i have done. one time i drank someone else's chocolate milk. i never repented. i'm really nervous about giving my life over to god and i feel like i should push off on some more random debauchery before i go holy with it.any suggestions as to what i should do for my 'christian bachelor party' per se? i need to get some decent sins under my belt so i can really feel that atonement. and no dairy suggestions because that gives me bad gas (learned the hard way).
 
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