My Issue With Spiderman No Way Home & Thanos

[Prince.Skeletor]

Okay ya'll
firstly i'm both drunk and high
so i'm just shooting the shyt but these are valid arguments I have regarding the latest spidey movie and Thanos.

These are two seperate topics yes but rather than making two threads im making one.

Firstly, the new spidey movie.... it was not that good.
Ya it was cool seeing the trio together but....
But the script sucked, you can tell they wanted to bring the trio together and write the script backwards from that!!!
In no spidey movie so far has any villain been EPIC!!!
They had an old man that looks like rubber play green goblin, a boring actor that looks like a Moai statue from easter island play sandman, don't get me into electro that was a boring movie AF!!!

I don't wanna hear shyt, these are MOVIES WITH HUGE BUDGETS!!!!!
And Kingpin from Netflix's Daredevil played a way more epic villain than any spidey movie!!!!!!
But my issue with the latest movie is they wrote the script backwards from "hey let's have a trio".
I'm being vague with the trio thing because I got no spoiler tags, but hopefully you know what I mean.
And also the whole premise was based off of a very irresponsible Dr Strange.
It was lazy writing let's be real.

And lastly Thanos......
The character's personality from the 2 avenger movies was like a tired old somewhat philosophical grandpaa.
They could have given him the mannerism in speaking like Apocalypse had in x-men TAS series.
Movies were great yes, but I only mean the Thanos character and his personality.
It was all some humor, great fight scenes, graphics, but the personality of the villain was not that great.

Where are the EPIC VILLAINS????????????

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Kill 50% of all life in the entire universe and successfully execute a plan that spans over ten movies and take on every hero on earth, asgard, and beyond, and be willing to kill your own daughter for your villainous plan and not be consider an EPIC VILLIAN, brehs

 

[CHICAGO]

THANOS WAS PERFECT.

THE SPIDEY SCRIPT WAS shytTY
AND SAVED BY THE HUGE CAMEOS.

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[Prince.Skeletor]

Kill 50% of all life in the entire universe and successfully execute a plan that spans over ten movies and take on every hero on earth, asgard, and beyond, and be willing to kill your own daughter for your villainous plan and not be consider an EPIC VILLIAN, brehs

Those are all actions that was part of the script.
But when he actually spoke... it was meh.
There was no great character development, no great evil speeches, instead Thanos was a likeable character, and in the end when he was in the future he even was wearing a sweater living in a cabin.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

OP

Please rank these movies and why they are where they are

homecoming
far from home
no way home

 

[SunZoo]

Thanos was fine.

NWH is a clusterfukk, well worth it but still a clusterfukk nontheless. FFH is the better film.