my homie is in stable condition after car accident

[Buckeye Fever]

Just went to go see him.

He had just got a 2011 5 series bmw. I guess he was talkin to his girl on the phone(he hates talkin on the phone)and he was tryna tell her he doesnt like to talk and drive, but she said "if you get off the phone, WE'RE DONE." So he kept talkin to her and I guess he pulled out in the intersection, but the light had already turned red and the rear quarter panel got smashed by some beat up ass ford pick up and totalled the bmw.

Women and the need to talk on the phone about NOTHING

 

[Angel On The Rag]

 

[Buckeye Fever]

My nikka was tryna floss this summer and that bytch RUINED it.

I was plannin to be on my scrub shyt and ride passenger side, but my homie so cool, when I asked "is that yo new ride?!" He was like "naw breh...that's OURS"

 

[Emperor Sol]

My nikka was tryna floss this summer and that bytch RUINED it.

I was plannin to be on my scrub shyt and ride passenger side, but my homie so cool, when I asked "is that yo new ride?!" He was like "naw breh...that's OURS"

He sounds more like your sugar daddy than your homie

 

[Buckeye Fever]

He sounds more like your sugar daddy than your homie

It is what it is

 

[DallasTxRep]

My nikka was tryna floss this summer and that bytch RUINED it.

I was plannin to be on my scrub shyt and ride passenger side, but my homie so cool, when I asked "is that yo new ride?!" He was like "naw breh...that's OURS"

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

My nikka was tryna floss this summer and that bytch RUINED it.

I was plannin to be on my scrub shyt and ride passenger side, but my homie so cool, when I asked "is that yo new ride?!" He was like "naw breh...that's OURS"

you just blasted off into the homosphere.

 

[Born2BKing]

you just blasted off into the homosphere.

Ay Orbital, check JBO real quick breh.

 

[Heat]

Is your homie alright though??

 

[Buckeye Fever]

He's doin better. He joked wit me and said the accident felt like he got his back blew out

 

[LezJepzin]

It is what it is

 

[Pool_Shark]

He's doin better. He joked wit me and said the accident felt like he got his back blew out

 

[Emperor Sol]

This thread is slowly becoming gayer and gayer...

 

[606onit]

sad.....there's always another woman.

*looks of cell phone pics of European vacay last week*

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

My nikka was tryna floss this summer and that bytch RUINED it.

I was plannin to be on my scrub shyt and ride passenger side, but my homie so cool, when I asked "is that yo new ride?!" He was like "naw breh...that's OURS"

Got damn this dude stays with the fuNnies.