My girls cousin tryna smash

trillclinton

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yall ever run into this dilemma?

last night i'm with my girl at her cousin's bday party when i see her cousin. now her cousin is the type of broad with the huuuuuge booty, i guess you can qualify her as a plumper or by coli standards, a bbw. but breh, the ass is HUUUUGE. i'm not gonna lie bruh if i wasnt there with my girl, i would have taken the bish to the car right quick.

So we at the bar and my girl decides to go to the bathroom. thats when this heathen decides to get to know me, touching my arm, laughing at all my jokes. then the dj puts on that new Nicki joint and this big booty bytch decides to jiggle it right in front of me :whoo:

we get our drinks and my girl comes back. for some reason i'm standing behind the big booty cousin and she turns round, and when she does, she brushes her hand against my dikk :whew:

i swear brehs, i was about to bust my nut right there. no lie, i forgot my girl was there for a few seconds. i was ready to jump on this bytch right then and there :ohlawd:

the whole time this bytch is making slick comments. my girl and her cousin wanted to dance with me and i said i'm cool, i'll just watch. this bytch says, "mmmm, he likes to watch :jawalrus:" i just stood there brehs with the biggest boner i've had in a long ass time :smugfavre:

i didn't smash but i really wish i could have

ass was so fat i snapped a pic

http://i.imgur.com/7q8vAhe.jpg
 
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trillclinton said:
yall ever run into this dilemma?

last night i'm with my girl at her cousin's bday party when i see her cousin. now her cousin is the type of broad with the huuuuuge booty, i guess you can qualify her as a plumper or by coli standards, a bbw. but breh, the ass is HUUUUGE. i'm not gonna lie bruh if i wasnt there with my girl, i would have taken the bish to the car right quick.

So we at the bar and my girl decides to go to the bathroom. thats when this heathen decides to get to know me, touching my arm, laughing at all my jokes. then the dj puts on that new Nicki joint and this big booty bytch decides to jiggle it right in front of me :whoo:

we get our drinks and my girl comes back. for some reason i'm standing behind the big booty cousin and she turns round, and when she does, she brushes her hand against my dikk :whew:

i swear brehs, i was about to bust my nut right there. no lie, i forgot my girl was there for a few seconds. i was ready to jump on this bytch right then and there :ohlawd:

the whole time this bytch is making slick comments. my girl and her cousin wanted to dance with me and i said i'm cool, i'll just watch. this bytch says, "mmmm, he likes to watch :jawalrus:" i just stood there brehs with the biggest boner i've had in a long ass time :smugfavre:

i didn't smash but i really wish i could have

ass was so fat i snapped a pic

http://i.imgur.com/7q8vAhe.jpg
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For real nikka... :mjcry:
 
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your claims woulda been A1 just from the story alone for the coli-brehs, but that pic just killed your case. she :flabbynsick:

you nasty bruh. :scust:

*edit* pic quoted for history...

7q8vAhe.jpg
 
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