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The Notebook
I always remember when I was a "simp", and got dragged to see the movie "The Notebook", as I sat in the theater eating my popcorn I looked over and my girl at the time was crying.
What's wrong I said? Don't you see it's so romantic, it's true love. HAHA, let's dig deep into this "true love" that this filth the notebook portrayed.
The odds of a 16 and 17 year old falling in deep love after a summer fling is Absurd. So are we really supposed to believe a chick who was just dating Ryan Gosling did not even go beyond the honeymoon
stage is going to run back to him ten years later when she is engaged to a rich man? yeah right.
Anyone notice how her fiance is also portrayed as a bad man? the villian? like he was standing in the way of a beautiful love story.
This man wasted years of his life on this chick, built up her self esteem, loved her with all of his heart, and even allowed her to go back to her hometown and see her ex, only to get cheated on and portrayed as the guy standing
in the way of her following her heart.
Women love that kissing scene "I waited for you for seven years, now it's to late" aka I waited for you now I'm engaged its to late.
Not even five seconds cheating on her faithful fiance, I'm sure not one female watching that scene was thinking at this time like wow how could she, nah they were crying omg so romantic.
Well not me I was there shaking my head like what an abomination.
And then after this Allie dumps her fiance and runs to Noah, they get married and have kids, and then we are supposed to feel sorry when she is reaping what she sowed as she's dying of alzheimer's?
Titanic
Titanic is another film that causes me to shake my head. Isn't it funny how the faithful man was painted as such a horrible creature, just because he did not want to
share his woman? He spent hundreds if not thousands of dollars on this cruise for his soon to be wife and her mom, only she is out canoodling and cavorting with some poor little kid?
Which man would not be mad? You pay all that money for that trip and are painted in a crude way, while she dances and prances with some pauper. And to even make this guy look more evil,
they portray him going on a lifeboat, like oh no. A young rich man wants to live how dare he, how dare he not float in the freezing water like all the "good men". And then Rose hides from him, are we really that stupid,
we all know women in that time for the most part did not work or were highly educated, so how is Rose going to provide for herself now?
Rose gets married, has kids, yet in her last days she still thinks back like 80 years ago about some boy who wined and dined her for a few days? Not her loving husband of decades?
Get married brehs!!!!!
The Notebook
I always remember when I was a "simp", and got dragged to see the movie "The Notebook", as I sat in the theater eating my popcorn I looked over and my girl at the time was crying.
What's wrong I said? Don't you see it's so romantic, it's true love. HAHA, let's dig deep into this "true love" that this filth the notebook portrayed.
The odds of a 16 and 17 year old falling in deep love after a summer fling is Absurd. So are we really supposed to believe a chick who was just dating Ryan Gosling did not even go beyond the honeymoon
stage is going to run back to him ten years later when she is engaged to a rich man? yeah right.
Anyone notice how her fiance is also portrayed as a bad man? the villian? like he was standing in the way of a beautiful love story.
This man wasted years of his life on this chick, built up her self esteem, loved her with all of his heart, and even allowed her to go back to her hometown and see her ex, only to get cheated on and portrayed as the guy standing
in the way of her following her heart.
Women love that kissing scene "I waited for you for seven years, now it's to late" aka I waited for you now I'm engaged its to late.
Not even five seconds cheating on her faithful fiance, I'm sure not one female watching that scene was thinking at this time like wow how could she, nah they were crying omg so romantic.
Well not me I was there shaking my head like what an abomination.
And then after this Allie dumps her fiance and runs to Noah, they get married and have kids, and then we are supposed to feel sorry when she is reaping what she sowed as she's dying of alzheimer's?
Titanic
Titanic is another film that causes me to shake my head. Isn't it funny how the faithful man was painted as such a horrible creature, just because he did not want to
share his woman? He spent hundreds if not thousands of dollars on this cruise for his soon to be wife and her mom, only she is out canoodling and cavorting with some poor little kid?
Which man would not be mad? You pay all that money for that trip and are painted in a crude way, while she dances and prances with some pauper. And to even make this guy look more evil,
they portray him going on a lifeboat, like oh no. A young rich man wants to live how dare he, how dare he not float in the freezing water like all the "good men". And then Rose hides from him, are we really that stupid,
we all know women in that time for the most part did not work or were highly educated, so how is Rose going to provide for herself now?
Rose gets married, has kids, yet in her last days she still thinks back like 80 years ago about some boy who wined and dined her for a few days? Not her loving husband of decades?
Get married brehs!!!!!
Did someone cheat on you breh 
