My Black Coli Brehs and Dancing

[Moose_Greyjoy]

I have a confession to make to make.........I can't dance.......A nikka was born with no rhythm.........scust at all the times in the past the dougie plays and a nikka just bobbin his head to the beat..........whats even worst is when I'm dancing with a girl and some dumb shyt with a dance plays, then she starts doing the moves and I hit her with the.....or when a girl begs me to come on the dance floor and I embarrass myself, a lot of girls say its cute.......but real nikkas know cute is not a compliment when it comes to talking bout guys

Am I the only black person on here without moves Coli......

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

Try not to embarrass yourself by dancing.

 

[Moose_Greyjoy]

Try not to embarrass yourself by dancing.

Honestly embarrassing my self kinda works.......I have no problem with girls.......It just gets annoying being the only black guy in the group who cant dance.....its like being the odd man out

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

LOL

At least you kinda try; a lot of dudes don't even try to dance no more. They just stand on the perimeter of the dance floor and watch the chicks.

 

[Metta World Movement]

nikka just get jiggy to the beat....you be aight

 

[luckyse7enz]

I hold my own on the dance floor, breh.

For the most part, just keep it simple and two-step/bounce to the beat. If you don't know how to dougie, no sweat. Just keep your bounce to the beat or emulate her rhythm. I'm not a GREAT dancer, but if you can get good at mirroring...it's gravy.

Some chicks go into business for themselves on the dance floor though. Just doing way too much to show that they can dance.

It's kind of hard to explain rhythm. I've danced with chicks while out with my friends and I honestly think it's something you either have or you don't. If worse comes to worse, just dance with a chick that can't dance and figure it out together on some "Save The Last Dance" shyt.

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

keep it simple do a 2 step

 

[Moose_Greyjoy]

keep it simple do a 2 step

You know whats funny.....Back at my senior year I took this girl from work I've had a thing for to prom (she was argentinian) and I did this that 2 step...A nikka even 2 step through lean wit rock wit it.......anyways I remember during the song she told me "is that all you can do"......talk about awkward.....I never got to break out the condoms that night

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

You know whats funny.....Back at my senior year I took this girl from work I've had a thing for to prom (she was argentinian) and I did this that 2 step...A nikka even 2 step through lean wit rock wit it.......anyways I remember during the song she told me "is that all you can do"......talk about awkward.....I never got to break out the condoms that night

Damn, she didn't dice any words.

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

You know whats funny.....Back at my senior year I took this girl from work I've had a thing for to prom (she was argentinian) and I did this that 2 step...A nikka even 2 step through lean wit rock wit it.......anyways I remember during the song she told me "is that all you can do"......talk about awkward.....I never got to break out the condoms that night

i would've looked at her like you dont wanna be the guy at the party dancing like Carlton after he found those speed pills in will's locker

 

[Uptown WaYo87]

I gotta be the only Dominican who can't dance merengue or bachata...I'm like the only one in my fam...but when that reggae or reggaeton drop, I go in on bytches

We on the same boat wit our ppls breh, but its all good as long as u can charm a chick...u don't gotta ..just play ur part n u gon be good

 

[Moose_Greyjoy]

Damn, she didn't dice any words.

Back then I was too focus on being "cool" for my date......now that I'm older I know the best is just be my self...........But anyway damn I was hoping that there would be some more coli brothers who will confess they cant dance also..............guess I'm the only one

 

[luckyse7enz]

You know whats funny.....Back at my senior year I took this girl from work I've had a thing for to prom (she was argentinian) and I did this that 2 step...A nikka even 2 step through lean wit rock wit it.......anyways I remember during the song she told me "is that all you can do"......talk about awkward.....I never got to break out the condoms that night

:yikesvince:

I got you though...



Give ol' girl a call and see if she's ready for round 2...

i would've looked at her like you dont wanna be the guy at the party dancing like Carlton after he found those speed pills in will's locker

Can't even hate....

 

[Jesus]

 

[Moose_Greyjoy]

i would've looked at her like you dont wanna be the guy at the party dancing like Carlton after he found those speed pills in will's locker