My biggest L so far in 2013

[Trajan]

I got my hair cut by a Pakistani barber about 20 mins ago

I have a wedding to go to....which is why I was desperate one to use him (my usual one is closed).

Dude lined me up with scissors while half watching a Bollywood movie and singing along

We were the only two dudes in that joint

My boy was supposed to go after me...saw my cut and was like ...''im good...I'll just got with my naps''

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

Get lined up to a bowl of curry chicken and roti while watch Slumdog Millionaires brehs.

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

Did you get at least get some naan bread or mulligatawny soup breh?

 

[MAKAVELI25]

@ Letting a non black barber cut your hair

I don't even trust light skinned nikkas

 

[King Crimson]

Get lined up to a bowl of curry chicken and roti while watch Slumdog Millionaires brehs.

 

[James Carter]

Dude lined me up with scissors while half watching a Bollywood movie and singing along

are you black breh? if so, why would you even go to a pakistani barber without knowledge that he was dope? and as a man, as soon as you seen the scissors you shouldve stopped him

im sorry but

 

[Trajan]

Lmaoooo Y'all nikkas hilarious boy.

are you black breh? if so, why would you even go to a pakistani barber without knowledge that he was dope? and as a man, as soon as you seen the scissors you shouldve stopped him

im sorry but

Breh I was desperate. I recovered tho. My boy's boy fixed my edges. Got the shyt fixed now I feel like the dude in catpissmartini's gif.

Stroking the side of my hair and shyt

 

[beenz]

@ Letting a non black barber cut your hair

I don't even trust light skinned nikkas

my boy is black, and he can cut white people hair. I wonder why it never seems to work the opposite way around.

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Reminds me of being in Germany.


I got a cut the day before I left @ThiefyPoo has seen my waves before. A week went by and I was looking for a barber, and this Arabic dude suggested that I go get my haircut by this old Turkish dude nicknamed The Chef. So I traveled up that way and finally sat down to get my haircut. I told him I just want a line up and to keep my waves. This nikka starts shaving my ass bald, I look at a Turkish nikka in a suit sitting down like "what's this nikka doing?" And the guy in the suit asks him and The Chef responds back in Turkish "I've been cutting for a long time, I'll give him a cut that I think will look good on him". nikka takes off all my waves, and pushes my hairline back so it's rounded on some European shyt (Lowkey I got back to the states and left it like that, it's fye as fukk) and then gives me a fukked up crooked ass line up which I had to show him how to fix and each time he'd fix 1 side he'd push the other side back even more so my sides were starting like behind my ears. Came back to the states and my barber was like "damn you were the waviest nikka I knew; what happened plehboy"

 

[ThiefyPoo]

Reminds me of being in Germany.


I got a cut the day before I left @ThiefyPoo has seen my waves before. A week went by and I was looking for a barber, and this Arabic dude suggested that I go get my haircut by this old Turkish dude nicknamed The Chef. So I traveled up that way and finally sat down to get my haircut. I told him I just want a line up and to keep my waves. This nikka starts shaving my ass bald, I look at a Turkish nikka in a suit sitting down like "what's this nikka doing?" And the guy in the suit asks him and The Chef responds back in Turkish "I've been cutting for a long time, I'll give him a cut that I think will look good on him". nikka takes off all my waves, and pushes my hairline back so it's rounded on some European shyt (Lowkey I got back to the states and left it like that, it's fye as fukk) and then gives me a fukked up crooked ass line up which I had to show him how to fix and each time he'd fix 1 side he'd push the other side back even more so my sides were starting like behind my ears. Came back to the states and my barber was like "damn you were the waviest nikka I knew; what happened plehboy"

nikka are u my fukked up hair cut twin

My first hair cut was round

nikka gave me a women's joint

Then the next week he tried to fix it shyt was crooked.

Went again and same thing.

Finally left went to a new barber shop and

Shape up were sick till I grew my locks out.

 

[Diondon]

Dude lined me up with scissors

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He thinks he's cutting Justin Beiber?

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

lol I legit read the op with this look ---> on my face

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

nikka are u my fukked up hair cut twin

My first hair cut was round

nikka gave me a women's joint

Then the next week he tried to fix it shyt was crooked.

Went again and same thing.

Finally left went to a new barber shop and

Shape up were sick till I grew my locks out.

Looool did your barber try to fukking give you a square line after the round line? nikka told me that it would fill in loool

 

[ThiefyPoo]

Looool did your barber try to fukking give you a square line after the round line? nikka told me that it would fill in loool

Yea and it kept coming out crooked


My new barber was like it's so easy to fix round to box.

new dude was amazing

 

[King Crimson]

Reminds me of being in Germany.


I got a cut the day before I left @ThiefyPoo has seen my waves before. A week went by and I was looking for a barber, and this Arabic dude suggested that I go get my haircut by this old Turkish dude nicknamed The Chef. So I traveled up that way and finally sat down to get my haircut. I told him I just want a line up and to keep my waves. This nikka starts shaving my ass bald, I look at a Turkish nikka in a suit sitting down like "what's this nikka doing?" And the guy in the suit asks him and The Chef responds back in Turkish "I've been cutting for a long time, I'll give him a cut that I think will look good on him". nikka takes off all my waves, and pushes my hairline back so it's rounded on some European shyt (Lowkey I got back to the states and left it like that, it's fye as fukk) and then gives me a fukked up crooked ass line up which I had to show him how to fix and each time he'd fix 1 side he'd push the other side back even more so my sides were starting like behind my ears. Came back to the states and my barber was like "damn you were the waviest nikka I knew; what happened plehboy"

@ him giving you the Niko Bellic