my ATL cousin called me at 4am talkin bout "I just fukked Don Lemon!"

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He was like "Ay cuz, a nikka just had some famous sex" I asked "Who?!:gladbron:" He said "a newscaster:youngsabo:" I replied "nikka! You fukked Natasha Curry?!! I hate you, nikka!!!"

nikka was like "uhhhhh, nah. Don Lemon just sucked my dikk and I fukked him for 5 minutes, then I nutted."

Now, this nikka showed no signs of bein gay at all, and he still claims he isn't.

nikka tried to justify it by sayin "shiiit, shawty, that nikka be on tv errrday Any nikka woulda fukked, given the opportunity."

:what:
 

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:beli:. Sounds like :duck:. But let's explore.

How well do you know this cousin?

Does he smash women on the reg?

Where did he supposedly meet Don Lemon?
 

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He was like "Ay cuz, a nikka just had some famous sex" I asked "Who?!:gladbron:" He said "a newscaster:youngsabo:" I replied "nikka! You fukked Natasha Curry?!! I hate you, nikka!!!"

nikka was like "uhhhhh, nah. Don Lemon just sucked my dikk and I fukked him for 5 minutes, then I nutted."

Now, this nikka showed no signs of bein gay at all, and he still claims he isn't.

nikka tried to justify it by sayin "shiiit, shawty, that nikka be on tv errrday Any nikka woulda fukked, given the opportunity."

:what:

So your cousin, who still hasn't come out to you, had no qualms about admitting to you that he had sex with a man? You need more people
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He was like "Ay cuz, a nikka just had some famous sex" I asked "Who?!:gladbron:" He said "a newscaster:youngsabo:" I replied "nikka! You fukked Natasha Curry?!! I hate you, nikka!!!"

nikka was like "uhhhhh, nah. Don Lemon just sucked my dikk and I fukked him for 5 minutes, then I nutted."

Now, this nikka showed no signs of bein gay at all, and he still claims he isn't.

nikka tried to justify it by sayin "shiiit, shawty, that nikka be on tv errrday Any nikka woulda fukked, given the opportunity."

:what:

This is too random and weird as hell to be true :russ:
 
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