My acecrack was smelling so bad a had to spray Glade into my khakis

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Sitting in a chair all day with pants that might be a size too snug got my fabrics pretty much stuffed up into the canal for hours. Plus I been releasing some monster farts over past couple days, so i guess residue just started to build up. Noticed the smell and went to the bathroom to do some maintenance wiping....and the tp sure enough had large amounts of dark brown on it after I looked. I sprayed some air freshner into the crotch and back of my pants and gtfo of there
 

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How nasty do you have to be to get like that. That's borderline mud-butt. Every time you take a shyt it must be a struggle to get a good wipe. :what:
 

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brehs, one of the female managers where I work seriously comes in some days smelling like she wiped shyt all up and down her asscrack before coming into work but attempted to cover it up with febreeze. shyt is the most foul smell I've ever smelled on a human being. She's a nice married woman with kids too, it just baffles me how she can't smell it and how no one tells her about it, then again, maybe she has some medical condition I'm unaware of :lupe:
 

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brehs, one of the female managers where I work seriously comes in some days smelling like she wiped shyt all up and down her asscrack before coming into work but attempted to cover it up with febreeze. shyt is the most foul smell I've ever smelled on a human being. She's a nice married woman with kids too, it just baffles me how she can't smell it and how no one tells her about it, then again, maybe she has some medical condition I'm unaware of :lupe:

I Feel Your Pain Breh


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lmfao breh :laff:

my situation is not even close to being that bad. thats what is strange about my situation is other than the terrible smell, the woman is a hard worker, a mom and all that. she's nice, etc. she doesn't smell like it every day but some days she comes in and its fukking :huhldup: it smells like mud butt feces, it's definitely not body odor, could a vagina possibly smell that bad??
 

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lmfao breh :laff:

my situation is not even close to being that bad. thats what is strange about my situation is other than the terrible smell, the woman is a hard worker, a mom and all that. she's nice, etc. she doesn't smell like it every day but some days she comes in and its fukking :huhldup: it smells like mud butt feces, it's definitely not body odor, could a vagina possibly smell that bad??


I Dont Even Wanna Know Man, I Got A Theory That Some Of These Older bytches Lives Are An Organized Mess, They Hustle All Day With Work And Kids, Get Home, Make Dinner, Clean Up, Then Fall Asleep Without Showering, Then Wake Up And Have A Mad Scramble In the Morning, Next Thing They Know They Haven't Showered In 3 Days lol
 
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