muthafukK THE SNOWMAN (SPOILERS)

[King Ka$h]

Me and my friends played ourselves with this fukking piece of shyt

If ONLY this movie was about a killer snowman.IF ONLY.But nah instead we get this discombobulating shyt.Apparently the shooting schedule was so tight 15% of the screenplay had to be scrapped or moved around.

Spoiler

SCORSESE WAS SUPPOSED TO DIRECT THIS.

Y'all saw in the trailer how the killer was like "I gave you clues" THERE WERE NO CLUES.

God damn does Fassbender hit all the detective tropes in this too-smart,but alcoholic passing out in the street and shyt,but with a soft spot or whatever the fukk despite the fact he's a deadbeat ass dad.AND THIS NIKKAS NAME IS HARRY HOLE

The reason for the snowmen are dumb as shyt too.The killers dad leaves his family while he was building a snowman.So now he kills people with snowpeople

Kilmer is in this with a voice dub,JK Simmons is here too with a bad accent and a creepy assistant lurking on girls,there is nothing good about this shyt.FUKK THIS.

This is worse than the bye-bye man.You'd be better off seeing Geostorm

 

[FLATOP]

Release 80% of a movie into theaters then be surprised when it bombs ​

 

[deimoz]

This is worst than the bye-bye man.

 

[King Ka$h]

Maaan at least the bye-bye man had some unintentional humor to it.This...this is garbage.

 

[FrederickDouglas]

Nikka, I thought you were talking about the King of the North

You're lucky you weren't

 

[King Ka$h]

Nikka, I thought you were talking about the King of the North

You're lucky you weren't

I would never

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

It was mad weird to me, isn’t this based in Sweden excuse my ignorance but don’t they speak Swede. I mean why was they all speaking with a British accent. And was Val Kilmer wearing prosthetic?

 

[Cabbage Patch]

It was mad weird to me, isn’t this based in Sweden excuse my ignorance but don’t they speak Swede. I mean why was they all speaking with a British accent. And was Val Kilmer wearing prosthetic?

The wiki version of the book sounds more interesting, but Hollywood probably thinks serial killers with mommy issues and sexual dysfunction are played out.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Trailers looked like a direct to DVD type movie. Dudes on tjis board hyped it up because of Fassbender

 

[ciubaca]

still waiting on those classics performances from the "new deniro and pacino"

 

[Bryan Danielson]

That horror thriller formula brehs!!

Bu bu bu bu bu niccas be complaining that Marvel on does it

Martha