Murderers of Horror: Michael Meyers vs Jason Vorhees (FIRST APPERANCES ONLY)

Who wins?

  • Mike wins

    Votes: 41 66.1%
  • Jay wins

    Votes: 15 24.2%
  • Too close to call

    Votes: 5 8.1%
  • Ain't fukking wit me

    Votes: 1 1.6%

  • Total voters
    62
  • Poll closed .

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Welcome to the M of Horror series. A versus based series where we take our favorite Masters, Murderers, and Monsters of horror and pit them against each other. For this year we have a real versus battle featuring our favorite murderers. The rules of this are a little different since this will be an actual fight so lets set the stage.


In the red corner, we have the father of all slashers in the modern era.
Weight: 206ILbs
Height: 6'1.
Fighting out of Haddonfield, IL
Weapon of choice: Chefs knife.
First Appearance: Halloween (1978)
MICHAEELLL MEYEERRRRSS

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BEST KILLS:




And fighting out of the blue corner. Since Mike took a hiatus to find himself he has gone on to take the crown of the king of the slashers in the 80's and 90's,.

Weight: 226lbs
Height: 6'2
Fighting out of Camp Crystal Lake
Weapon of Choice: Machete
First appearance: Friday the 13th part 2

JASOOOON VOOORRHEEES

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BEST KILLS:

Location:
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WIN BY KILLING THE OTHER PERSON

Who wins and why?
 

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I'm offended by the question.

MM wins. Jason is a scared troglodyte from NJ with Mommy issues. MM is a killer since a kid, whereas Jason was abused. MM killed his sister and lived with the loonies and was never punked.

MM by abuse and dismemberment on the hockey-wearing Punk
 

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I was conflicted at first.
But then I realized I always fukked with Jason even when he was just The Amazing Bagman getting his murder feets wet.

Never really got Meyers cause...
1. he was kinda boring
and
2. what the fukk was he?

Dr.Loomis would be saying some shyt about him and id start noddin out.

Im going with J-Dog, Voor-He's a jolly good fellow.
he dies and comes back even uglier and slower than before, but alot more brolic. like he was pumping his chest while in the grave. Plus his "BAMF" teleporting skills rival Nightcrawlers.
hes like the Jackie Chan of killing shyt with random objects even tho hes a master of the ma-che' taaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
im taking Jason. with a partial wishbone thru Michael Meyers eye into his brain.

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I was conflicted at first.
But then I realized I always fukked with Jason even when he was just The Amazing Bagman getting his murder feets wet.

Never really got Meyers cause...
1. he was kinda boring
and
2. what the fukk was he?

Dr.Loomis would be saying some shyt about him and id start noddin out.

Im going with J-Dog, Voor-He's a jolly good fellow.
he dies and comes back even uglier and slower than before, but alot more brolic. like he was pumping his chest while in the grave. Plus his "BAMF" teleporting skills rival Nightcrawlers.
hes like the Jackie Chan of killing shyt with random objects even tho hes a master of the ma-che' taaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
im taking Jason. with a partial wishbone thru Michael Meyers eye into his brain.

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This is the first appearance only. So no superpowers.
 

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Picking Michael on the assumption that they’re meeting on neutral territory. Early Jason has some interesting advantages that I mentioned in the horror thread; the big ones being that he actually ran full speed and also that he set traps. I’d throw in that he also had a more diverse weapon selection too.

but @MartyMcFly nailed it on the key difference between the first versions. Jason felt mostly human for the first couple of appearances. Dudes were could keep him busy shooting the ones and a final girl with a frying pan could knock him off balance. Mike was always more entity than person, a ghost story who wouldn’t stay down and had unworldly strength.

Put them in the woods though? Jason’s got survival skills, is down to set traps and wouldn’t shy away from ranged weapons (arrows). Mike moves at a slow pace and wouldn’t be able to sneak up on Jason like he does typical victim characters. So turf could decide the result.
 
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