Murderers of Horror: Firefly Family vs Sawyer Family

[Neuromancer]

I was thinking of doing a solo Leather Face vs The Professor but I think this will be a good time to introduce a group fight.

I'm not gonna do the standard Set up because that's too many people to give stats for.

Both teams get standard gear

So The Firefly Fam

BEST KILLS:

Vs

The Sawyers

BEST KILLS:
Who wins and why?

 

[Neuromancer]

@LaBellaNicole0416.NYC @BXKingPin82 @Jello Biafra @morris @storyteller @MartyMcFly @kdslittlebro

 

[kdslittlebro]

I’m not well-versed in the OG TCMs I’m here to take notes for now

But the Firefly fam got lit tf up and it was damn near a footnote

 

[Jello Biafra]

Since I think both of these families are trash my first instinct is to say they all kill one another but since that wouldn't be abiding by the spirit of the thread I would have to go with The Firefly Family as the winner.

The Sawyer Fam is a bunch of filthy inbred hillbilly wood folk who seem tough when they are terrorizing defenseless hippies and unsuspecting travelers but they would get their asses handed to them by The Firefly Fam who have held their own against against fully prepared armed police and Mexican cartels.

So even though I think their movies suck, The Firefly Family comes out on top.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

You are not playing fair with this one

This thread is a master of art creation. I must admit that this is a really good thread “versus”. I need a few days to think this one through. Do not close this poll for at least a week please.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I’m conflicted !!!!
Rob Zombie’s family against TCM?!!!!!! One of my favorite movie franchises (Texas chainsaw) against Butterfly and em.

Damn you I thought we were supposed to be brother and sister b

 

[HipHopStan]

I’m not well-versed in the OG TCMs I’m here to take notes for now

But the Firefly fam got lit tf up and it was damn near a footnote

The first Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a horror classic and helped the define a genre of a new and more viscous horror that's still an influence today. When Ridley Scott was making Alien, he described it as "Star Wars meets TCM." The rest of the series is . Idk. It seems like a lot of people enjoy TCM 2 with Dennis Hopper, but I never really cared for it.

 

[Neuromancer]

I’m conflicted !!!!
Rob Zombie’s family against TCM?!!!!!! One of my favorite movie franchises (Texas chainsaw) against Butterfly and em.

Damn you I thought we were supposed to be brother and sister b

Nothing worthwhile is easy.

 

[storyteller]

If the Firefly family gets to keep their weapons then it's a wrap. Leatherface runs through them roughshod unarmed though, especially in a dark place. First off, the dude's stealth game is completely underrated. He's big as hell, carrying hammers and chainsaws but gets the drop on everyone. He also sneaks up on them in the middle of the hella dark, hilly and wooded area when he bodies the wheelchair cat.

Dude's fast too with marathon level stamina underrated. He was chasing different teens around the woods from night to morning, swinging heavy weaponry and could keep up with much smaller, younger people regardless of the terrain.

All that goes away if the Firefly fam gets hands on a gun or two though and they're a lot more calculated then the Sawyer family. There was no excuse for the one head to get hit by the truck.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I’m not well-versed in the OG TCMs I’m here to take notes for now

But the Firefly fam got lit tf up and it was damn near a footnote

I thought we were on the same team with RZ

That is not accurate, did you vote already??

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Nothing worthwhile is easy.

I’ll be back later

 

[Neuromancer]

If the Firefly family gets to keep their weapons then it's a wrap. Leatherface runs through them roughshod unarmed though, especially in a dark place. First off, the dude's stealth game is completely underrated. He's big as hell, carrying hammers and chainsaws but gets the drop on everyone. He also sneaks up on them in the middle of the hella dark, hilly and wooded area when he bodies the wheelchair cat.

Dude's fast too with marathon level stamina underrated. He was chasing different teens around the woods from night to morning, swinging heavy weaponry and could keep up with much smaller, younger people regardless of the terrain.

All that goes away if the Firefly fam gets hands on a gun or two though and they're a lot more calculated then the Sawyer family. There was no excuse for the one head to get hit by the truck.

Standard gear for both.

 

[kdslittlebro]

I thought we were on the same team with RZ

That is not accurate, did you vote already??

I’m not voting at all until I’ve seen the all the evidence, I only got one side of the argument from my end ifw Rob I’m just saying they had the talons flying through em, next you hear they’re on trial

 

[BXKingPin82]

I dont even know.
Them Sawyer folks were basically retarded.
At least them Firefly peo0le had some sort of competence.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I’m not voting at all until I’ve seen the all the evidence, I only got one side of the argument from my end ifw Rob I’m just saying they had the talons flying through em, next you hear they’re on trial

I’m just messing with you. I need a few days to respond to this myself, after work hours.