Most ironic, hilarious, yet scariest experience in my life (True Story)

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Monday February 21, 2005

I was a Sophomore in HS and it was President's Day, so we didn't have school that day. Wasn't shyt to do but slouch around the house and play the PS2, nikkas don't play in the snow. So I'm in my draws, drinking kool-aid straight out the pitcher and playing some Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. I was in the middle of the Home Invasion mission :

And I remember I kept fukking up and having to restart the mission. Next thing I know I hear the door downstairs in the kitchen. I'm thinking, my Aunt doesn't get off yet, unless she left early. My dumbass decides to go investigate, still in my draws and everything. So I pause the game and tip toe my way down stairs, I immediately started to the feel the breeze coming from the door being opened. My aunt don't leave no doors open :dwillhuh:

Next thing I know I hear "Get down" and I look and see a short nikka with a pistol pointing at my head with the taller nikka standing behind him holding a crow bar.How fukking ironic huh? So I get down and don't say shyt. First thing I noticed is the taller nikka was wearing some maroon Timbs (I get more into that later). At this point I'm shaking and scared as fukk :damn: like damn wtf is going on. So dude tells me get up and lay on the couch and he cover's my face up with a sheet and they tearing the place up. What are they looking for? Well my Aunt's son was a known drug dealer, he was locked up at the time, but he was never dumb enough to do that shyt at his mom's crib. He had his own crib weren't no damn drugs in that bytch :dahell: But for some reason here I am, being held at gunpoint. So they start looking for shyt and found a safe, my dumbass decides to peep and see wtf they found. "nikka I said get down! " Man they didn't find shyt in that safe, and dude was getting frustrated. "Man where the shyt at bruh?" I didn't even answer I was too scared to say anything. "If we dont find the shyt, I'm talking it out on you." fukk man I'm bout to die yo.

This is where shyt gets weird/funny, they move into the next room, which is my Aunts and start looking for shyt in there. I'm still laying on the couch thinking if I should just say fukk it and bolt for the door get the fukk out of there. But I was paralyzed by fear of getting shot in the back. I start to hear laughter, wtf is so humorous at a time like this? "Perverted Motherfukkers" I heard. I didn't know at the time but they nikkas had lifted up my Aunt's mattress and found her dildo :mjlol: and it was at that point they say fukk and start looking for anything valuable.

So they take me upstairs and straight to my room, and I'm thinking I'm bout to get executed as I'm staring into the paused screen of my GTA:SA screen. shyt gets even more fukked up as the short nikka starts playing where I left off while the other looks for more shyt. He finishes the mission I was having trouble with tho :ehh:

Dude tells him to come here, and start talking. I faintly hear "I knew lil dude since he was a little kid tho"
I don't know if they were consulted each other on rather I should live or die but apparently the tall dude was somebody I grew up with and looked up to. I didn't know at the time because it had been years since I seen him, not to mention they were covering their faces with bandannas. His voice did sound familar tho, just couldn't put my finger on him. shyt got spooky and I thought I was done for when the short nikkas tells me lay down on the bed, I'm still in draws breh, I'm thinking they either bout to kill me or rape me on some sick shyt :scust:

Dude ties me up and shyt. "I'm gonna leave it loose so you get free when we leave, don't get loose too early":ufdup:

Cool so they gonna let me live, but the fukk nikka shut off my PS2 without saving the progress so now I had to redo that fukking mission :ld:

So I get loose after they are long gone, call my aunt and the police. The detective was there before I even got off the phone. Man this fat ass cac fukker comes in smirking and shyt, I could tell he didn't give a fukk. He reminded me of that fat ass cac detective from The Wire
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oh good for nothing ass cop. They ask questions, the basic shyt asked what was taken. These nikkas took my cousin's PS2 (Which was stored in the closet) for when he got out. A large container full of rolled coins probably worth no more than $40, and a brand new Joe Greene throwback jersey my cousin got for my uncle but hadn't wore yet, who was on the road as a truck driver at the time. :martin:

So after dealing with shytty cops, my aunt comes home and starts calling up people. I told her the only thing I remember about specifically was one was wearing maroon Timberlands. She didn't know who it was, but bascially she sends me to my other uncle's house to while she cleaned up the mess. All my family starts going out looking for answers and shyt and that ends that day.

But wait












there's more....

Next day I go to school paranoid than a mother fukker :mjcry: walking in the hallway and all I can remember was seeing that gun. Then shyt gets even more spooky

one of my classmates, some tall ass delinquent ass nikka comes around the corner. Wearing the Joe Greene throwback! :damn: I swear to god this shyt happened in slow motion as we both made eye contact as he was walking down hall with the most etherous :youngsabo:face ever. Man wtf, I'm not safe. nikkas know and shyt. I didn't even tell anybody about that shyt was too scared But to end the story, one of the dudes was in fact somebody I grew up with because he was on my cousin's homies. In fact he was the one that brought that nikka those maroon Timbs. Bite the hand that feed you brehs, he ain't around no more :dame:.

And there you have it, that was the most fukked experienced I ever had.True Story
 

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It's ironic you were robbing someone in a video game and got robbed IRL
 
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But to end the story, one of the dudes was in fact somebody I grew up with because he was on my cousin's homies. In fact he was the one that brought that nikka those maroon Timbs. Bite the hand that feed you brehs, he ain't around no more :dame:.

And there you have it, that was the most fukked experienced I ever had.True Story


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Monday February 21, 2005

I was a Sophomore in HS and it was President's Day, so we didn't have school that day. Wasn't shyt to do but slouch around the house and play the PS2, nikkas don't play in the snow. So I'm in my draws, drinking kool-aid straight out the pitcher and playing some Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. I was in the middle of the Home Invasion mission :

And I remember I kept fukking up and having to restart the mission. Next thing I know I hear the door downstairs in the kitchen. I'm thinking, my Aunt doesn't get off yet, unless she left early. My dumbass decides to go investigate, still in my draws and everything. So I pause the game and tip toe my way down stairs, I immediately started to the feel the breeze coming from the door being opened. My aunt don't leave no doors open :dwillhuh:

Next thing I know I hear "Get down" and I look and see a short nikka with a pistol pointing at my head with the taller nikka standing behind him holding a crow bar.How fukking ironic huh? So I get down and don't say shyt. First thing I noticed is the taller nikka was wearing some maroon Timbs (I get more into that later). At this point I'm shaking and scared as fukk :damn: like damn wtf is going on. So dude tells me get up and lay on the couch and he cover's my face up with a sheet and they tearing the place up. What are they looking for? Well my Aunt's son was a known drug dealer, he was locked up at the time, but he was never dumb enough to do that shyt at his mom's crib. He had his own crib weren't no damn drugs in that bytch :dahell: But for some reason here I am, being held at gunpoint. So they start looking for shyt and found a safe, my dumbass decides to peep and see wtf they found. "nikka I said get down! " Man they didn't find shyt in that safe, and dude was getting frustrated. "Man where the shyt at bruh?" I didn't even answer I was too scared to say anything. "If we dont find the shyt, I'm talking it out on you." fukk man I'm bout to die yo.

This is where shyt gets weird/funny, they move into the next room, which is my Aunts and start looking for shyt in there. I'm still laying on the couch thinking if I should just say fukk it and bolt for the door get the fukk out of there. But I was paralyzed by fear of getting shot in the back. I start to hear laughter, wtf is so humorous at a time like this? "Perverted Motherfukkers" I heard. I didn't know at the time but they nikkas had lifted up my Aunt's mattress and found her dildo :mjlol: and it was at that point they say fukk and start looking for anything valuable.

So they take me upstairs and straight to my room, and I'm thinking I'm bout to get executed as I'm staring into the paused screen of my GTA:SA screen. shyt gets even more fukked up as the short nikka starts playing where I left off while the other looks for more shyt. He finishes the mission I was having trouble with tho :ehh:

Dude tells him to come here, and start talking. I faintly hear "I knew lil dude since he was a little kid tho"
I don't know if they were consulted each other on rather I should live or die but apparently the tall dude was somebody I grew up with and looked up to. I didn't know at the time because it had been years since I seen him, not to mention they were covering their faces with bandannas. His voice did sound familar tho, just couldn't put my finger on him. shyt got spooky and I thought I was done for when the short nikkas tells me lay down on the bed, I'm still in draws breh, I'm thinking they either bout to kill me or rape me on some sick shyt :scust:

Dude ties me up and shyt. "I'm gonna leave it loose so you get free when we leave, don't get loose too early":ufdup:

Cool so they gonna let me live, but the fukk nikka shut off my PS2 without saving the progress so now I had to redo that fukking mission :ld:

So I get loose after they are long gone, call my aunt and the police. The detective was there before I even got off the phone. Man this fat ass cac fukker comes in smirking and shyt, I could tell he didn't give a fukk. He reminded me of that fat ass cac detective from The Wire
G0_Skm.gif


oh good for nothing ass cop. They ask questions, the basic shyt asked what was taken. These nikkas took my cousin's PS2 (Which was stored in the closet) for when he got out. A large container full of rolled coins probably worth no more than $40, and a brand new Joe Greene throwback jersey my cousin got for my uncle but hadn't wore yet, who was on the road as a truck driver at the time. :martin:

So after dealing with shytty cops, my aunt comes home and starts calling up people. I told her the only thing I remember about specifically was one was wearing maroon Timberlands. She didn't know who it was, but bascially she sends me to my other uncle's house to while she cleaned up the mess. All my family starts going out looking for answers and shyt and that ends that day.

But wait












there's more....

Next day I go to school paranoid than a mother fukker :mjcry: walking in the hallway and all I can remember was seeing that gun. Then shyt gets even more spooky

one of my classmates, some tall ass delinquent ass nikka comes around the corner. Wearing the Joe Greene throwback! :damn: I swear to god this shyt happened in slow motion as we both made eye contact as he was walking down hall with the most etherous :youngsabo:face ever. Man wtf, I'm not safe. nikkas know and shyt. I didn't even tell anybody about that shyt was too scared But to end the story, one of the dudes was in fact somebody I grew up with because he was on my cousin's homies. In fact he was the one that brought that nikka those maroon Timbs. Bite the hand that feed you brehs, he ain't around no more :dame:.

And there you have it, that was the most fukked experienced I ever had.True Story

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