Mitt Romney wants airplane windows to roll down in case of fire so people can breathe

[stealthbomber]

Daily Kos: Mitt Romney wants airplane windows to roll down in case of fire so people can breathe more easily

As you may have heard, Ann Romney's airplane had to make an emergency landing on Friday due to an electrical fire. Fortunately, nobody was hurt. But, via Wonkette, it did give Mitt this great idea:

"When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous. And she was choking and rubbing her eyes. Fortunately, there was enough oxygen for the pilot and copilot to make a safe landing in Denver. But she’s safe and sound."

Yeah, great question Mitt. I mean, wouldn't it be awesome to be able to crack the window when you're at 35,000 feet? You know, get a taste of that 500+ mile per hour breeze?
It'd be like the mile-high club for Seamus, with the added benefit of asphyxiation induced by the low oxygen levels at cruising altitude—assuming that you manage to avoid having the plane rip apart due to the sudden loss of cabin pressure.

Brilliant, Mitt. Just brilliant.

i think he missed the lecture on air pressure in school. he was probably picking on gay kids.

 

[88m3]

Not very bright

 

[kermit da hustla]

 

[BAMBINO]

 

[Rekkapryde]

Even Dubya is like

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

stop hatin cuz my bro money mitt wanna fly with the windows down fukk a window mitt gon be the first to fly with the TOP down. convertible airplanes bytch what you know about it yall gon be salty when you see it

 

[Dat Migo]

 

[Handsback]

I know this is a real story, its just so damn stupid it seems fake. This dude wants to run the largest economy in the world for 4 years. Just when it seems like dude can't say anything worse he comes up with super crazy shyt.

Obama just turn those debates into hour long roasting sessions. Just keep bringing up dumb Stuff Romney has said.

Reading is fundamental kids.

 

[Metta World Movement]

......holy fukkin' shyt. WOW.

Obama 2012

 

[chuckifubuck]

breh I googled this to make sure it was real and I STILL don't believe it

I mean...damn

 

[stealthbomber]

i know the right wing boys are gonna come in on they "why you always bring up non-issues?"

but this is an issue, if a presidential candidate is really dull enough to believe it would be possible to roll down plane windows, thats a problem.

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

Sounds like something LeyeT might say

 

[the cac mamba]

u sure he doesnt just mean like, once the plane hits the ground

im pretty sure he knows u couldnt have fukkin open windows on a plane. at least i hope so

 

[Brown_Pride]

Not since bush have comedians been able to eat like this.

Dad Political: Romneyism - Planes With Sliding Glass Windows

 

[Pool_Shark]

WOW