Mike Tyson Once Offered Zookeeper $10,000 To Fight Gorilla

[Inferno]

Mike Tyson Once Offered Zookeeper $10,000 To Fight Gorilla

“I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and [ex wife] Robin [Givens],” Tyson once told The Sun about a story that presumably took place before 1988. "When we got to the gorilla cage there was one big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snot box! He declined.”

I didn't Mike was a coli breh

 

[Mtt]

Mike Tyson Once Offered Zookeeper $10,000 To Fight Gorilla



I didn't Mike was a coli breh

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I needed to see this

I was robbed

 

[AceMan]

Mike was playing too much Punchout

Donkey Kong would have killed him

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I needed to see this

I was robbed

Mike would have been finito

there's no dimension in which he wins that bout

 

[GoFlipAPack]

Mike would have put the beats on that gorilla

 

[ThatTruth777]

Mike would have put the beats on that gorilla

bruh I seen a video one time of a Gorilla pick up a wheelbarrow with one arm then put that bytch on his head like a hat and walk off

 

[GoFlipAPack]

bruh I seen a video one time of a Gorilla pick up a wheelbarrow with one arm then put that bytch on his head like a hat and walk off

 

[The Special Man]

There’s a timeline where the zookeeper accepted offer and that world was robbed of the future fukkery of Mike Tyson

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

Mike Tyson Once Offered Zookeeper $10,000 To Fight Gorilla



I didn't know Mike was a coli breh

If any human has a shot it would be an 80s iron Mike

A one in a billion chance but there's a chance

 

[Uitomy]

If any human has a shot it would be an 80s iron Mike

A one in a billion chance but there's a chance

He'd honestly would have to hit the gorilla dead in the middle of it's face but honestly he wouldn't be able to move fast enough

Them nikkas attack with random swings and press forward if he don't kock it out after one punch hed get shredded

 

[I'm Blackman]

Mike crazy as hell. Infant eyes.

I believe this shyt too.

 

[Oatmeal]

bruh I seen a video one time of a Gorilla pick up a wheelbarrow with one arm then put that bytch on his head like a hat and walk off

He'd honestly would have to hit the gorilla dead in the middle of it's face but honestly he wouldn't be able to move fast enough

Them nikkas attack with random swings and press forward if he don't kock it out after one punch hed get shredded

No chance, that Zoo keeper saved Mike's life

 

[doggy]

Another reason why Mike is the GOAT

 

[Mowgli]

If gorillas beat the shyt out of each other and walk off like nothing I'm sure a gorilla could take whatever Tyson has to give and then beat him to death